[300 Replies!] Corrupt a Wish!

[Slimeglasses]

Granted but you don't have feelings anymore

I wish to meet Rhian Teasdale

Thank goodness. XD

Granted, but it’s some random homeless guy named coincidentally named Rhian Teasdale and you meet him because he mugged you

I wish that my phone would have a higher quality battery

 

[Nonak]

Thank goodness. XD

Granted, but it’s some random homeless guy named coincidentally named Rhian Teasdale and you meet him because he mugged you

I wish that my phone would have a higher quality battery

Granted, but you can only use a terrible charger that has a 50% chance to drain the battery instead of charging it.

I wish to fall asleep quicker

 

[Slimeglasses]

Granted, but you can only use a terrible charger that has a 50% chance to drain the battery instead of charging it.

I wish to fall asleep quicker

Granted, but you now have narcolepsy.

I wish I was good at the guitar and didn’t have to practice to be so

 

[Nonak]

Granted, but you now have narcolepsy.

I wish I was good at the guitar and didn’t have to practice to be so

Granted, but you are stuck at the same level of good and can't get any better, which demotivates you and makes you abandon it

I wish for more cardboard

 

[Slimeglasses]

Granted, but you are stuck at the same level of good and can't get any better, which demotivates you and makes you abandon it

I wish for more cardboard

Granted, but it’s infested with cockroaches, and you have to tell us what the cardboard’s for.

I wish for more confidence

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

I wish for confidence

Granted, but you are granted so much that you completely dominate and rule the world! But only briefly. There is an uprising and you’re over thrown.

P.S. You seem amazing! Honestly, you've got this! No wish required. You're already awesome, so go out there and rule your own world today (minus the curse of course)!

I wish to travel the world!

 

[mihowww]

granted, but you cant leave the airport

i wish for 1 dollar

 

[Nonak]

you have to tell us what the cardboard’s for

For making stuff like what I posted yesterday and cardboard weapons

P.S. You seem amazing! Honestly, you've got this! No wish required. You're already awesome, so go out there and rule your own world today (minus the curse of course)!

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You're a cool slime!

i wish for 1 dollar

Granted, but to get the dollar you need to pay two

I wish to stop forgetting to make a wish

 

[Contented-Slime]

For making stuff like what I posted yesterday and cardboard weapons


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You're a cool slime!



Granted, but to get the dollar you need to pay two

I wish to stop forgetting to make a wish

Granted, but you forget to corrupt the wish before you

I wish to not have to study rn for math (writing this when I should be studying in school)

 

[Nonak]

Granted, but you forget to corrupt the wish before you

I wish to not have to study rn for math (writing this when I should be studying in school)

<forgets to corrupt your wish>

I wish for a bunch of ice to hit with a meteor hammer

 

[ThatOneTposingDude]

<forgets to corrupt your wish>

I wish for a bunch of ice to hit with a meteor hammer

Granted, but it's... A meteor frying pan!
I wish for a solution to the combat scythe crisis.

 

[Nonak]

Granted, but it's... A meteor frying pan!
I wish for a solution to the combat scythe crisis.

I mean I could make one if I find that handleless frying pan that was lying around somewhere in the garden. I see no reason not to.

Granted, but no one believes its an actual solution until you die and only then everyone realizes.

I wish for a hole in my handleless frying pan

 

[ThatOneTposingDude]

I mean I could make one if I find that handleless frying pan that was lying around somewhere in the garden. I see no reason not to.

Granted, but no one believes its an actual solution until you die and only then everyone realizes.

I wish for a hole in my handleless frying pan

Granted, but that just makes it a dull chakram, and thus useless.
I wish for a functional 3-edged sword.

 

[Slimeglasses]

Granted, but you’re constantly getting cut by it some way or the other

I wish for ¢30

 

[Nonak]

Granted, but you’re constantly getting cut by it some way or the other

I wish for ¢30

Granted, but you get them as a rai stone

I wish for something to put in my signature

 

[ThatOneTposingDude]

Granted, but you get them as a rai stone

I wish for something to put in my signature

Granted, but you'll have to wait until I can find something for you.
I wish for -1 wishes

 

[Slimeglasses]

Granted, but you'll have to wait until I can find something for you.
I wish for -1 wishes

Granted, so I guess you don't get cut, but no more 3-edged sword
I wish for a new pfp idea

 

[ThatOneTposingDude]

Granted, so I guess you don't get cut, but no more 3-edged sword
I wish for a new pfp idea

(...sh*t I have something perfect, but it's on the other device, and it needs editing.)