[300 Replies!] Corrupt a Wish!

[EliteDangerGamer]

Granted, but its locked behind a really expensive DLC.

I wish to be a F1 Driver and be champion.

granted, but your an F1 driver in a video game, and champion in some random pokemon game

I wish for all computers to have perfect security against hackers or other people who would intend to harm the computer, that shouldn't have access

 

[AverageVillager]

granted, but your an F1 driver in a video game, and champion in some random pokemon game

I wish for all computers to have perfect security against hackers or other people who would intend to harm the computer, that shouldn't have access

Granted, but if you dont enter the code 20251986 every 3 hours it deletes all its files and accounts.

I wish to travel to japan.

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

Granted, but if you dont enter the code 20251986 every 3 hours it deletes all its files and accounts.

I wish to travel to japan.

granted but it's for 1 ms, the flight is for 5 days, and you're in economy-

I wish for a perfect computer for a mc server

 

[AverageVillager]

granted but it's for 1 ms, the flight is for 5 days, and you're in economy-

I wish for a perfect computer for a mc server

You're evil

Granted but you can only use it 5 minutes a week.

I wish to have some cake.

 

[HedgehogIII]

You're evil

Granted but you can only use it 5 minutes a week.

I wish to have some cake.

Granted but the cake is moldy

i wish for 5 dollars.

 

[AverageVillager]

Granted but the cake is moldy

i wish for 5 dollars.

Granted but they're counterfeit.

I wish to have a good idea for a wish.

 

[HedgehogIII]

Granted but they're counterfeit.

I wish to have a good idea for a wish.

Granted but you forget about it 3 seconds later

 

[Yogurt_The_Cow]

Granted but they have dreams about it sometimes

 

[Yogurt_The_Cow]

I wish I could forget about reality sometimes

 

[Hollyfox]

I wish I could forget about reality sometimes

Granted, but you cant remember it, so you stop existing.
I wish to be able to sleep with no consequences

 

[HedgehogIII]

Granted, but you cant remember it, so you stop existing.
I wish to be able to sleep with no consequences

Granted but you get every consequence when you’re awake
i wish my playlist was longer on Spotify

 

[kyliejn]

I know this... But this time... You didn't catch the "doll hairs" thing. Granted. You may have one billion doll hairs. (Don't say anything about how you spelled "dollar". Translation error. Or something. XD)
I wish to always be a straight a student with no time or effort on my part, while still gaining the knowledge that would be expected for a student with my grades.

Haha, the doll hairs joke caught me off guard! But honestly, I relate so much to the wish of being a straight student without the stress. While I can't grant the no effort wish, I actually built grade calculator tool to help students to track their grades and plan for graduation more easily. It definitely takes some of the math stress out of the effort. Good luck with those grades and the billion doll hairs."

 

[HedgehogIII]

What.

 

[Slimeglasses]

What.

I have no idea lol

also ur cursed to have to use correct punctuation and capitalization from now on

 

[HedgehogIII]

Crap. I hate you.

 

[Dungeonmaster_Vee]

I wish for a genie that is incorruptible and will always grant me as many wishes of any caliber I so choose.