[300 Replies!] Corrupt a Wish!

[Slimeglasses]

Granted but you don't have feelings anymore

I wish to meet Rhian Teasdale

Thank goodness. XD

Granted, but it’s some random homeless guy named coincidentally named Rhian Teasdale and you meet him because he mugged you

I wish that my phone would have a higher quality battery

 

[Nonak]

Thank goodness. XD

Granted, but it’s some random homeless guy named coincidentally named Rhian Teasdale and you meet him because he mugged you

I wish that my phone would have a higher quality battery

Granted, but you can only use a terrible charger that has a 50% chance to drain the battery instead of charging it.

I wish to fall asleep quicker

 

[Slimeglasses]

Granted, but you can only use a terrible charger that has a 50% chance to drain the battery instead of charging it.

I wish to fall asleep quicker

Granted, but you now have narcolepsy.

I wish I was good at the guitar and didn’t have to practice to be so

 

[Nonak]

Granted, but you now have narcolepsy.

I wish I was good at the guitar and didn’t have to practice to be so

Granted, but you are stuck at the same level of good and can't get any better, which demotivates you and makes you abandon it

I wish for more cardboard

 

[Slimeglasses]

Granted, but you are stuck at the same level of good and can't get any better, which demotivates you and makes you abandon it

I wish for more cardboard

Granted, but it’s infested with cockroaches, and you have to tell us what the cardboard’s for.

I wish for more confidence