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I always cancel that quest because I don't pick up other people's dirty old underpants!

Yeah Alex is sexist and arrogant

Also Harvey, when married to Maru he mentions during luau I think that Maru might need sunscreen on her shoulders, like, that’s my wife, tf

I really hate Demetrius because at only 2 hearts you get the cutscene about “oH dON’t gET In tHe WaY oF MarU’S WorK” 1-she continues...

I don't like Mr Qi - he's a creepy stalker. I also don't like Lewis. He seems corrupt collecting gold for his stupid statue while...

They take an island paradise and what do they do? Add currency and control access to it with an elaborate toll system; it's shameless...

Too much iridium ore... :toothy:

I've always said those things are evil. They beat up an innocent turtle, and manipulate the farmer (we know you can find your own...

All the parrots. They're joja drones

That's what happens when you put Qi gems in your mouth. His a living cautionary tale.

He became one with Joja. He is Joja. (headcanon) :joja: :morris:

And stalks the farmer in particular. Which is why all the found boots and clothing are the farmer's size... When first talking to him in...

standard operation procedure for romanceable NPCs in video games in general is that their orientation is Playerosexual

Now that the game allows same-sex marriages, I guess all the available Bachelor(ette)s are sort of “bi”... But some didn't knew about...

I don't like Mr Qi either. Plus he talks too much and acts so superior like a school headmaster or something. I'm also not fond of Jodi...