Your roses are red poems

Cuddlebug

Farmer
Roses are red
Mary Poppins get's mean
for spelling this wrong
you'll get the bitter Medicine


(without the spoon full of sugar 😉)
 

Dreyski

Farmer
Roses are white
We must be in Leeds,
It’s all flat caps on heads,
And whippets on leads
 
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Farmer Evie

Sodbuster
Roses are red
Violets aren't blue
They are violet
Unlike poo

Roses are red
Sometimes pink too
Maybe white
They also might be the cause of Spanish flu

Roses are red
My little pony is GOATed
Unlike Gabby's dollhouse
It makes makes me spew

Roses are red
My pyjamas are blue
One time I inhaled pollen
I went ACHOO!

Roses are red
I like Stardew
But the thought of moss soup
Fills my mind with bad poo

Roses are red
Sorry about all the poo
At time of writing
My sister went to the loo

Roses are red
Would you look at me
I'm a poem maestro
With a bruised knee
 
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