Warning from Windows

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Beware of Bananas.

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You should probably swear off Plantains and any other suspiciously oblong berries. Yes, Bananas are berries which you never knew because they keep that a secret, knowing you'd be wary of a berry with such an unnatural shape.

Not sure what to think of False Bananas, however... are they even more sinister, or is their betrayal of other Bananakind an attempt to atone for the transgressions of their svelte yellow brethren...?

The world is full of many unknowables and now you know you don't know something previously you didn't know you didn't know.
 
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