The Last Post Wins!

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Canada geese will 100% win any war they are in.

It will always be a flawless victory as well.

 

[ThatOneTposingDude]

It will always be a flawless victory as well.

Fun fact:
The Chinese word for penguin is "business goose."
Now that sounds like some scary crap to me. Business geese.

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Fun fact:
The Chinese word for penguin is "business goose."
Now that sounds like some scary crap to me. Business geese.

Goose crap! I have a lot more complaints about that!

 

[ThatOneTposingDude]

Goose crap! I have a lot more complaints about that!

Talk to the management geese then.

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Talk to the management geese then.

They keep flying from here to the Caribbean and back! I heard one met this parrot

 

[HedgehogIII]

Goose poop is kind of annoying, yeah

 

[danthecat]

cat

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

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I had my first show down that really random warm day like a week or two ago. I was driving down the road and he just refused to move. I stopped and inched and he just stared back very intimidatingly. I ended up backing up and going another way. The road is yours dude, sorry for bothering you.

 

[candledlockwood]

I had my first show down that really random warm day like a week or two ago. I was driving down the road and he just refused to move. I stopped and inched and he just stared back very intimidatingly. I ended up backing up and going another way. The road is yours dude, sorry for bothering you.

that’s hilarious
he’s like a troll and you tried to cross his bridge

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

that’s hilarious
he’s like a troll and you tried to cross his bridge

Exactly, lol! I think a troll would have been less intimidating tbh.

 

[danthecat]

cat

 

[candledlockwood]

cat

guinea pig

 

[HedgehogIII]

 

[danthecat]

guinea pig

meow

 

[Contented-Slime]

Geese are evil, have you seen untitled goose game

Oh my god I LOVE untitled goose game!! Once I literally got every item in the game and brought them all back to the little island that you start on >:)
Also my favorite question to ragebait uneducated people is "Do you think you could beat a goose in a fight" because guys my age always say yes :D
then I ask them "like a full grown goose?"
"No, I mean a CANADIAN GOOSE."
"Not a duck, a goose."
"Do you know what a Canadian Goose is? Like, the black and white ones?"
"A full grown goose? Really?"
"But, it's, like, angry."
"No, but no weapons, just hand to hand combat."
"Are you sure you think you could beat a goose in a fight?"
ect.

It's a great way to test if someone's chill. The real ones will always say no.

 

[WanderingWendaline]

Oh my god I LOVE untitled goose game!! Once I literally got every item in the game and brought them all back to the little island that you start on >:)
Also my favorite question to ragebait uneducated people is "Do you think you could beat a goose in a fight" because guys my age always say yes :D
then I ask them "like a full grown goose?"
"No, I mean a CANADIAN GOOSE."
"Not a duck, a goose."
"Do you know what a Canadian Goose is? Like, the black and white ones?"
"A full grown goose? Really?"
"But, it's, like, angry."
"No, but no weapons, just hand to hand combat."
"Are you sure you think you could beat a goose in a fight?"
ect.

It's a great way to test if someone's chill. The real ones will always say no.

I've already referenced Untitled Goose Game at least twice on these forums. It's a short game, but it's so awesome XD
I think some people underestimate birds. They are clearly superior to us, and are not to be trifled with. (I'm mostly joking in the first half of that sentence. Mostly).