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Did you know Spongebob is not an undersea sponge but instead a kitchen sponge?
Also, the place where they live is called Bikini Bottom because of Bikini Atoll, which is the coral reef that got affected by radiation. In fact, the entire premise of Spongebob is trash and waste that floated to the bottom of the ocean got turned alive by radiation, which is why Spongebob is a kitchen sponge and why Squidward lives in an easter island head and Spongebob lives in a pineapple.

I know waaaay too much about Spongebob
 
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