The Last Post Wins!

Lew Zealand

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ITS CORN!
A big lump with knobs, it has the juice!
CANT IMAGINE A MORE BEAUTIFUL THING
ITS CORN!
CAN TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT,
I MEAN LOOK AT THIS THING!
WHEN I TRIED IT WITH BUTTER, EVERYTHING CHANGED!
You should try it with PEPPER (ok also with BUTTER).

Everything did not change. I was hoping for 100% everythingchangingness but that baby diaper over there remained really very unchanged. I was sold a fake bill of goods but they said no takebacksies. I am bound by honor dagnabbit*!

The disappointments were endless until I tried chocolate and decided maybe the disappointment end was near this time.



* autocorrect suggested 'dabbing', I decided not to
 
You should try it with PEPPER (ok also with BUTTER).

Everything did not change. I was hoping for 100% everythingchangingness but that baby diaper over there remained really very unchanged. I was sold a fake bill of goods but they said no takebacksies. I am bound by honor dagnabbit*!

The disappointments were endless until I tried chocolate and decided maybe the disappointment end was near this time.



* autocorrect suggested 'dabbing', I decided not to
really? did autocorrect really suggest dabbing?
 
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