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Chaos bacon
Planter
Luna_Tuna
Planter
The jahovah witnesss visit our neighborhood like 2 times a month and knock on everyone’s doors (yes this is normal where I live)
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Ih8Lewis4ever
Sodbuster
This is my 500th message.oh hey that's the 500th message
ThatOneTposingDude
Farmer
We just say, "Sorry, but you have your 144,000." You see, they believe that they are somehow the 144,000 witnesses of Revalation
Gridball Pom Queen
Sodbuster
Long ago when I was a young’n in high school I was running late for a choir concert that was 30% of my grade. They knocked on the door and wouldn’t take the hint… I was wearing the long, black, ugly, choir robe, so I told them I was Wiccan… I am not. They quickly left and never returned…My mom even recently mentioned that they avoid the house and she doesn’t know why
Ih8Lewis4ever
Sodbuster
Careful... This could lead to a topic that can be upsetting for some religious people...Long ago when I was a young’n in high school I was running late for a choir concert that was 30% of my grade. They knocked on the door and wouldn’t take the hint… I was wearing the long, black, ugly, choir robe, so I told them I was Wiccan… I am not. They quickly left and never returned…My mom even recently mentioned that they avoid the house and she doesn’t know why
Hedgehogthe3rd
Farmer
Luna_Tuna
Planter
They still knock on our door even tho my dad told them he already has a bible, this has been happening for years lolLong ago when I was a young’n in high school I was running late for a choir concert that was 30% of my grade. They knocked on the door and wouldn’t take the hint… I was wearing the long, black, ugly, choir robe, so I told them I was Wiccan… I am not. They quickly left and never returned…My mom even recently mentioned that they avoid the house and she doesn’t know why
Hedgehogthe3rd
Farmer
Speaking of bibles, if you go to a hotel room and there’s a bible, flip through it, some people leave money in them!
Luna_Tuna
Planter
Fr? Why do they do that?
BeenASon
Local Legend
Idk it's like a donation to the lord?
Ih8Lewis4ever
Sodbuster
Or money for fellow believers.
Hedgehogthe3rd
Farmer
Money for the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It auto corrected to the first letter capitalized.
BeenASon
Local Legend
Well the FSM needs money too.....
candledlockwood
Farmhand
toast
BeenASon
Local Legend
Our toaster broke smh. I don't even like toast anyways.
Luna_Tuna
Planter
Yeah maybe
Hollyfox
Farmer
yeah, I don't even know why people like toast. It's too crunchy and burnt for me.
