The Gremlin/ Shower Thoughts thread

[ThatOneTposingDude]

The idea is simple: random thoughts you have during the day worth sharing ("Orange is just neon brown!") Put them here. Most call these "shower thoughts," I call them "gremlin thoughts," as 1) they're like gremlins invading your mind, 2) I'm in a goblin like state when they come. I made this primarily because I need somewhere to put my random thoughts that is not my mother, and you guys are probably the best ones to give them to.

 

[BeenASon]

If I just sell all my gold ore........ I can afford coal to smelt my iron ore! (But I'm way too greedy to sell my precious ore)

 

[Slimeglasses]

Milk is just highly processed grass (or hay or something).

 

[BeenASon]

Milk is just highly processed grass (or hay or something).

That's why i feed my cows hay every day! (I never let them out or eat grass.)

 

[astdragon]

if your hand hurts and you chop it off it technically wont hurt anymore

 

[Slimeglasses]

if your hand hurts and you chop it off it technically wont hurt anymore

It actually will. You'll feel phantom pain where your hand used to be. XD

 

[astdragon]

It actually will. You'll feel phantom pain where your hand used to be. XD

away you nerd

 

[Hollyfox]

I had a thought about ketchup being jam or something buut I lost it

 

[BeenASon]

I had a thought about ketchup being jam or something buut I lost it

The fudge?

 

[Contented-Slime]

How did a kite conduct electricity? It's not a very good conductor

 

[Hollyfox]

Clapping is just high fiving yourself

 

[BeenASon]

Clapping is just high fiving yourself

I mean.....

 

[Cuddlebug]

“The smarter ones should finally stop giving in. You can see what comes of it.”
Says my calendar for this week...

 

[Contented-Slime]

Life.

 

[BeenASon]

Life.

Death.(I saw a body today at a funeral sooo.)

 

[Slimeglasses]

Death.(I saw a body today at a funeral sooo.)

It's crazy to think about how every single other person has a life and thoughts as complex as yours. Maybe that's just me and my slime brain is too tiny to comprehend more than 1+1=11 though.