The facial hair of the SDV fellas- Who's do you love? hate?

FairyRing

FairyRing

Farmer
Boo1972 said:
Take a look at Clint and Marlon. I mean really compare them side by side. Now, imagine Marlon’s hair is neater and cut shorter. Trim his mustache so it’s more manicured. Now, shave a few pounds off of Clint’s face. In you mind’s eye, compare them again. Marlon is an older version of Clint. An uncle perhaps? Maybe younger Clint just wanted to go hunting for treasure in the mines with Uncle Marlon, but his father, fearing for his safety, forced him to become a blacksmith. Now, all Clint can do is make weapons for his uncle and dream of joining him on adventures.

Or not. What do I know?

I actually like Linus’s beard the best as it seems most suited to his character. Clint’s is the runner-up, it’s nice and neat. Maybe he’s trying to be like Marlon.
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I see it. The family resemblance. Good call!
I agree that Linus's beard fits his character most. Everyone else "And you get a goatee, and you get a goatee everyone gets a goatee!"
 
Lew Zealand

Lew Zealand

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Agreed that Linus' beard totally fits his character...

as Santa Claus. Clearly St. Nick is slummin' it during the rest of the year in a tent and only suits up for the Big Game on the evening of Winter 24th. He knows it's important to live among us mere mortals in order to understand the mind of the populace.

AKA: Market Research

How else is he gonna know what species of bugs Vincent likes to eat? There's a reason those Elves contract with him every year because they're emotionally, sympathetically, and socially, in addition to physically stunted. Father Christmas is their public face, their Fab Morivan and Rob Pilatus to the Elves' John Davis and Brad Howell. The one who the Board of Trustees decides will be the Human-Elvish interface.

An important business decision after the embarrassment of the Dwarven Intallerance Embarassment and Shadow Guy Proclamation Bungle.
 
LRangerR

LRangerR

Local Legend
Boo1972 said:
Take a look at Clint and Marlon. I mean really compare them side by side. Now, imagine Marlon’s hair is neater and cut shorter. Trim his mustache so it’s more manicured. Now, shave a few pounds off of Clint’s face. In you mind’s eye, compare them again. Marlon is an older version of Clint. An uncle perhaps?
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They both have blue eyes, the same nose, and hair parted in the same spot.
Lew Zealand said:
How else is he gonna know what species of bugs Vincent likes to eat?
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Snails...
FairyRing said:
View attachment 959313. Grampy's death bed beard.
View attachment 959414. Is Prof. Snail's beard dirty or just that color?

are they the same person!?!
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Totally the same person. I mean, you find a note from grandpa on a stone memorial thing in the side of the cliffs. You find Prof Snail trapped in a cliff wall... Coincidence...?
 
FairyRing

FairyRing

Farmer
Okay special request for @hexnessie

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Number 15. (of the facial hair of SDV) The twitchiest, whiskeriest, kinda cutest meow-stache of the Sub Capt. "Felix".

I had to play through the fall and get to the Night Market to get his video in person so it took a bit longer. But it was worth it, look how cute he is.
 
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