I guess I feel dubious about this. PG movies contain words like "d**n," don't they? In addition, there are plenty of inappropriate things in this game as far as small children are concerned, such as people messing around with each other in bushes, and finding and bringing underwear to people who have been been messing around with each other. Sebastian himself is rather inappropriate, as he hates nearly everything and is in heavy, overt rebellion against his father. He also smokes. (Way inappropriate!) Abigail is in rebellion against her mother and does whatever she wants to do. Sam is lazy, Vince is neglected by his father, and Kent is seriously screwed up from combat. Haley is self-absorbed. You can take weird druggie "trips" on substances (the special fruit) that give you special powers, which is no better an example than the housewives of my youth taking uppers and downers, raising a whole generation of heroin addicts. Or you can visit Emily and let her take you on a psychedelic trip. One of the villagers is a habitual drunk, and that gets pretty ugly. One is an old alcoholic seemingly past redemption. One of the villagers seems to encourage homelessness. (Don't like the world? Just cop out and go live in a tent). And slimes, well, slimes breed like bunnies. So are you really sure this is a game that we want to be made appropriate for small children?