Pierre’s Secret Stash (Spoilers)

[lilan castel]

Pierre has written extensive fanfiction pairing up various villagers. "Willie stared up into Gus's big, warm eyes and felt his heart melt."

If he pairs up no one's favorite blacksmith with no one's favorite museum onwer I'm gonna stab him.

 

[Michael LeChite]

My guess would be it's a letter written to Abigail, via Caroline, from the Wizard. It contains various ramblings about the forest, certain magics that manifest themselves at certain ages, and an admission that he is her father.

 

[Bananapaws]

Gotta say, there is plenty in the game that doesn't come off as especially "SFW" or "family friendly", so it's kind of asking for it to an extent! I mean come on, Lewis sending you into Marnie's bedroom to retrieve his boxers (like he can't get them himself next time he's in there...), asking you for truffle oil but specifying that you "don't ask what it's for"? That creepy gourmand frog wanting to tickle you with wheat because it reminds him of "a certain old girlfriend"? Ew.

If you're married to Shane, he mentions getting his "juices flowing" and then says "What juices, you ask? Heh, you're weird." If you're married to Haley, at the Winter Star festival she promises to give you a special present when you get back home. And there's that scene in Linus' tent. While it turns *out* to be completely innocent but ya'll know very well what we were all thinking the first time we saw it.

 

[LRangerR]

If he pairs up no one's favorite blacksmith with no one's favorite museum onwer I'm gonna stab him.

To be fair, there's gotta be some kind of reason Clint has a geode breaking service and Gunther has no crystals to speak of. Something fishy's going on there :P

 

[Bananapaws]

To be fair, there's gotta be some kind of reason Clint has a geode breaking service and Gunther has no crystals to speak of. Something fishy's going on there :P

They had a really, really bad break-up years ago and they're still not on speaking terms. I don't know all the details, but I believe that Gunther got upset about Clint's refusal to buy new shoes, so he put his old ones on display as an ancient artifact. Now Clint wears new shoes just to mock him.

 

[LRangerR]

They had a really, really bad break-up years ago and they're still not on speaking terms. I don't know all the details, but I believe that Gunther got upset about Clint's refusal to buy new shoes, so he put his old ones on display as an ancient artifact. Now Clint wears new shoes just to mock him.

xD Dude i lol'd.

Also... break up, geodes, i get it :3

 

[Odin]

Gotta say, there is plenty in the game that doesn't come off as especially "SFW" or "family friendly", so it's kind of asking for it to an extent! I mean come on, Lewis sending you into Marnie's bedroom to retrieve his boxers (like he can't get them himself next time he's in there...), asking you for truffle oil but specifying that you "don't ask what it's for"? That creepy gourmand frog wanting to tickle you with wheat because it reminds him of "a certain old girlfriend"? Ew.

The game walks a certain line and we ask that people not cross that here either. Like I said in my last message, the game leaves a lot to the imagination, and you have to remember that things only appear a certain way with context. You see boxers, a kid playing the game sees purple shorts.

 

[TT99]

Pierre is the shadiest individual in Stardew Valley by far.

 

[Purrmaid]

The game walks a certain line and we ask that people not cross that here either. Like I said in my last message, the game leaves a lot to the imagination, and you have to remember that things only appear a certain way with context. You see boxers, a kid playing the game sees purple shorts.

Some kids. You'd be surprised these days. I've met five-year-olds who were already borderline pervs. Just sayin'.

 

[Cuusardo]

Pierre keeps a stash of Granny Mullner's famous cookies hidden because otherwise they will all disappear before he has the chance to eat any of them.

 

[LRangerR]

Some kids. You'd be surprised these days. I've met five-year-olds who were already borderline pervs. Just sayin'.

That doesn't mean that it's okay for those kids to be like that though...

 

[Bananapaws]

Pierre keeps a stash of Granny Mullner's famous cookies hidden because otherwise they will all disappear before he has the chance to eat any of them.

I'm not entirely awake. I read this as "cookbooks" at first and was imagining Pierre tearing out pages and stuffing them in his mouth. "This recipe is terrible!"

 

[Quillmagic]

I'm not entirely awake. I read this as "cookbooks" at first and was imagining Pierre tearing out pages and stuffing them in his mouth. "This recipe is terrible!"

It's all fun and games until Abigail swallows the entire thing like a python

 

[iridium quality]

It's all fun and games until Abigail swallows the entire thing like a python

“Thanks, this looks delicious!”

 

[LRangerR]

“Thanks, this looks delicious!”

Lol, beat me to it.

 

[rippytrippy]

hhhH sorry @Odin lol

 

[satanogawa]

i think its probably some sort of devils lettuce being that it used the word stash and it was hidden in a book shelf

 

[Maher]

I expect Odin will be along shortly to warn us about the sorrows of thread necromancy, but before that happens, I would like to advance the theory that he has some tind of really nice Twinings tea, and the last thing he wants are Caroline's tea monkeys dancing around in it!

 

[FilthyGorilla]

I've always thought of it as something like a massive stash of Joja cola, the guy being absolutely addicted to the stuff but obviously having to keep up the hateful facade towards his competitor.

 

[JuminoDreamer]

I always thought that it was love notes from a secret lover, or like a evil plan that would make it so that we would have to pay more money. "oh no! all my money was stolen! Look at this photos I got of the thief."

Really just Pierre dressed in black with some bad photo skills.