BeenASon
Farmer
Santa from Walmart.
My now-existent top hat
- Thread starter Contented-Slime
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Contented-Slime
Planter
Ih8Lewis4ever
Tiller
Doc! Scapel! We need to remove his hat!
Contented-Slime
Planter
HOW DARE YOU
Jerry must live on heads
Ih8Lewis4ever
Tiller
Jerry's life is being confiscated because he's on the naughty list.
Contented-Slime
Planter
If this behavior continues in this Jerry-supporting thread I may get very upset.
Jerry is beloved.
You are defying the wishes of Jerry and those who support him. I love Jerry, and those who want to talk bad about him are talking bad about me. Now that Jerry exists, he just wants to be happy. Jerry is beautiful and lovely and kind.
Ih8Lewis4ever
Tiller
I'm just sore at him for when I tripped on him. I guess I won't bully him anymore.
Lew Zealand
Helper
I am merely the conduit through which Jerry expresses his wishes upon which head to settle and subtly but almost-not-always-subsversively affect thought processes. Once Jerry finishes informing Mr. Garish Seasonal Outfit which children have been really quite naughty and which could be interpreted as slightly less naughty (if Jerry's in a charitable mood), he will then take the rather profoundly different types of naughtiness perpetrated by their parents into account (nobody's off the hook!), and decide just how much coal Inner Mongolia, Shanxi, Kalimantan, Jharkhand, Odisha, Chhattisgarh, Yorkshire, Appalachia, and Wyoming will need to overproduce to account for the sheer volume of worldly naughtiness this year.
Jerry is a busy hat this time of year, he's gonna need a break after the holidays. Hopefully there'll be an accommodating head containing a serendipitously minimal level of naughtiness as nobody likes a working vacation.
Jerry is a busy hat this time of year, he's gonna need a break after the holidays. Hopefully there'll be an accommodating head containing a serendipitously minimal level of naughtiness as nobody likes a working vacation.