My non-existent top hat

Contented-Slime

Sodbuster
Hey y'all!
Have you ever wanted to have a place to come and talk about the most random stuff?
A place where you can come if you want to laugh about something rather than being productive?
Same!


Well, this is not the place for that.
In this thread, we can only talk about things that are completely serious.
Our first topic of discussion will be my non-existent top hat. His name is Jerry, which is short for Jerrintabouleemeir. He is a purple hat and is three feet tall, and he has googly eyes on his brim. I put a blue belt on him to make him dapper.
He does not exist, not yet, but when he does he will have been 27 years old.
You may discuss him or ask him any questions.
You have full rights to change the topic if you feel that we have exhausted it, but it must be to a topic as serious as Jerry.
Thank you.
 

Slimeglasses

Local Legend
Is the fact that Jerry is nonexistent a confirmation that you as well do not exist? Is it an answer to the age old question of:
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Contented-Slime

Sodbuster
Is the fact that Jerry is nonexistent a confirmation that you as well do not exist? Is it an answer to the age old question of: View attachment 33760
Really, it's up to what the leaders of your imagination decides. And who the leaders of your imagination are are up to the leaders of your imagination. Jerry, though, does not exist in your imagination (as decided by the leaders of your imagination). Jerry doesn't exist anywhere because he simply does not exist.
 

Slimeglasses

Local Legend
Really, it's up to what the leaders of your imagination decides. And who the leaders of your imagination are are up to the leaders of your imagination. Jerry, though, does not exist in your imagination (as decided by the leaders of your imagination). Jerry doesn't exist anywhere because he simply does not exist.
I see... who?
 

Contented-Slime

Sodbuster
Also, Jerry is up for adoption! Please adopt him, he needs a home. If you adopt him he will automatically live where you live and exist!
If not, he will continue in non-existence forever.

A message from Jerry:
Nah, I'm kidding. Because Jerry is non-existent, he doesn't have a personality yet! Whoever lets Jerry exist must include their own Jerry messages in some posts. It is also recommended you include Jerry in your signature. Jerry only talks in purple, though. He also says toodles instead of goodbye.

Toodles!
 

Contented-Slime

Sodbuster
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Nonak

Planter
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Jerry came to existence!
Happy Existday, Jerry!
Would you like
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or
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Or maybe both so we can fit all 27 candles
 
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