Dr. eeL
Farmer
Warning notes to the reader: Two factors give this story its forward momentum. The first is that the adventures of the farmer closely mirror those events that take place in the valley. Since the game itself is progressive, and he is now well into his second year in the valley, his continuing adventures will reveal places, events, and details that a beginning player might want to discover for themselves. It's best to play the game before reading on. The second factor is that this story is a love story, and if you are bothered by reading PG rated mushy stuff about two people who are physically attracted to each other, it is time to bail out now.
MIDDLEWALK-23
Invited over to Haley's to look at her pictures. Never been inside her house after dark before. I bring burgers, fries, and strawberry shakes from Gus's (thank goodness, she's not a healthy food fan). We sit across from each other to eat, and the shakes are too stiff to suck out with a straw. Sooo, looking into each other's eyes, we feed each other using long plastic spoons. Soon the burgers are gone and all that is left is some fries, and Haley impulsively sticks one partway in her mouth and holds out her chin to me. Being a fish, I take the bait and bite off the exposed end. I do the same for her, and soon we are both giggling from the game. It's a little bit like the scene from Lady and the Tramp, except that fries are not as long as spaghetti. After one bite, Haley, slowly sticks out her tongue with French fry all over it in an attempt to make the world's grossest face, and I have to laugh. The fries get shorter and shorter, and on one tiny nub, we share our first kiss. If what immediately comes to mind is explosive, released repressed passion, you are 100% wrong. The true reality is that the kiss was 98% fun and 2% salt. Never-the-less, ice was broken, and there was the unspoken promise that future kisses would come easier and more often, with a little less salt. I look closely at Haley, but the only emotion she expresses is a slight flush in her cheeks and brightness in her eyes, both of which betray a momentary identity with her childhood self, living in the days of enchantment.
Side by side, we sit on the couch, with a large album over both our laps. One might have the impression that I've sucked in too much perfume to be looking at pictures and ignoring the closeness of a beautiful girl, but the truth be told, Haley's art work is really good. For example, here are dozens of snapshots of the same tree (the one near Leah's house). The oversized album pages hold closeups of leaves from that tree, each leaf an individual, but one that is dancing with others on the page. Another pair of pages show a single leaf from the same branch, as it first buds out in spring, shines a happy green in the summer, and turns shades of colors in the fall, finally looking torn and brown in the winter, is gone, with only a bump in the branch. In a distant way, it reminds me of our first date at the Stardew movie theater. The final page was of her visit to Marnie's farm, and here captured for all eternity was a shot of Haley's countless ribbon-tied curls flying outward as she lands bottoms up in the mud. Even now, as I close my eyes, it is one of my favorite all-time images. Closing the cover, all I could think of was such talent, and no one knows except for two people, Emily and I.
We go out for fresh air, me holding her hand with interlocking fingers. Then Haley did the unexpected and took a long look at me. "I feel so relaxed whenever you are near, and do you know why?" She asked. I shook my head no. "Because you are the only one in the valley who can laugh and just let me be myself," she continued. "Ever since I can remember, people have tried to change me. You don't. You make me feel wonderful." I didn't know how to respond to that revelation. Looking up, I see a curved moon peeking in and out of the clouds. I point and tell her, "Look, Haley. Does that not look just like the Cheshire Cat, fading away until all that remains is the smile?" Haley answers, "You're right. He's smiling because he's been watching us." I told her, "I think he knows something, like that tomorrow I will bring you a surprise." She gave me a quick glance and said, "I like surprises." And with that, I pulled her in close and gave her a real kiss. She replied to my advance with a warm and wet enthusiasm of her own. I don't know it if was the cool sea air, or because of me, but as we pulled apart to catch our breath, I felt and saw goosebumps on her arm. "Well then, be on the lookout for me tomorrow."
It goes without saying that as soon as Pierre's opened up, I went in and purchased the bouquet. I then had to hurry to 2 Willow Lane, because everyone in Stardew valley would soon know what was taking place, and I didn't want the surprise information to reach Haley before I did. I went inside, and there she was, looking fresh, and I could not just just hide a bouquet of flowers that big behind my back, so I presented them with a, "TA Dahhh!" She moved in as close as one could get, amidst a big batch of flowers, flashed the world's most radiant smile, and said, "I accept your surprise," and this time we shared a kiss that did not have 2% salt. Somehow that old cat in the sky was pretty smart.
MIDDLEWALK-23
Invited over to Haley's to look at her pictures. Never been inside her house after dark before. I bring burgers, fries, and strawberry shakes from Gus's (thank goodness, she's not a healthy food fan). We sit across from each other to eat, and the shakes are too stiff to suck out with a straw. Sooo, looking into each other's eyes, we feed each other using long plastic spoons. Soon the burgers are gone and all that is left is some fries, and Haley impulsively sticks one partway in her mouth and holds out her chin to me. Being a fish, I take the bait and bite off the exposed end. I do the same for her, and soon we are both giggling from the game. It's a little bit like the scene from Lady and the Tramp, except that fries are not as long as spaghetti. After one bite, Haley, slowly sticks out her tongue with French fry all over it in an attempt to make the world's grossest face, and I have to laugh. The fries get shorter and shorter, and on one tiny nub, we share our first kiss. If what immediately comes to mind is explosive, released repressed passion, you are 100% wrong. The true reality is that the kiss was 98% fun and 2% salt. Never-the-less, ice was broken, and there was the unspoken promise that future kisses would come easier and more often, with a little less salt. I look closely at Haley, but the only emotion she expresses is a slight flush in her cheeks and brightness in her eyes, both of which betray a momentary identity with her childhood self, living in the days of enchantment.
Side by side, we sit on the couch, with a large album over both our laps. One might have the impression that I've sucked in too much perfume to be looking at pictures and ignoring the closeness of a beautiful girl, but the truth be told, Haley's art work is really good. For example, here are dozens of snapshots of the same tree (the one near Leah's house). The oversized album pages hold closeups of leaves from that tree, each leaf an individual, but one that is dancing with others on the page. Another pair of pages show a single leaf from the same branch, as it first buds out in spring, shines a happy green in the summer, and turns shades of colors in the fall, finally looking torn and brown in the winter, is gone, with only a bump in the branch. In a distant way, it reminds me of our first date at the Stardew movie theater. The final page was of her visit to Marnie's farm, and here captured for all eternity was a shot of Haley's countless ribbon-tied curls flying outward as she lands bottoms up in the mud. Even now, as I close my eyes, it is one of my favorite all-time images. Closing the cover, all I could think of was such talent, and no one knows except for two people, Emily and I.
We go out for fresh air, me holding her hand with interlocking fingers. Then Haley did the unexpected and took a long look at me. "I feel so relaxed whenever you are near, and do you know why?" She asked. I shook my head no. "Because you are the only one in the valley who can laugh and just let me be myself," she continued. "Ever since I can remember, people have tried to change me. You don't. You make me feel wonderful." I didn't know how to respond to that revelation. Looking up, I see a curved moon peeking in and out of the clouds. I point and tell her, "Look, Haley. Does that not look just like the Cheshire Cat, fading away until all that remains is the smile?" Haley answers, "You're right. He's smiling because he's been watching us." I told her, "I think he knows something, like that tomorrow I will bring you a surprise." She gave me a quick glance and said, "I like surprises." And with that, I pulled her in close and gave her a real kiss. She replied to my advance with a warm and wet enthusiasm of her own. I don't know it if was the cool sea air, or because of me, but as we pulled apart to catch our breath, I felt and saw goosebumps on her arm. "Well then, be on the lookout for me tomorrow."
It goes without saying that as soon as Pierre's opened up, I went in and purchased the bouquet. I then had to hurry to 2 Willow Lane, because everyone in Stardew valley would soon know what was taking place, and I didn't want the surprise information to reach Haley before I did. I went inside, and there she was, looking fresh, and I could not just just hide a bouquet of flowers that big behind my back, so I presented them with a, "TA Dahhh!" She moved in as close as one could get, amidst a big batch of flowers, flashed the world's most radiant smile, and said, "I accept your surprise," and this time we shared a kiss that did not have 2% salt. Somehow that old cat in the sky was pretty smart.
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