Let’s rename Stardew Valley with honest titles.

[Gridball Pom Queen]

Instead of Stardew Valley, what would you call the game if it was named after the random, weird, or inconvenient stuff that actually happens when we play?

 

[LittleStrawberryLamb]

Fighting against capitalism with magical apples and occasional farming

 

[pawtumn]

why does the blacksmith close so ****ing early

 

[LittleStrawberryLamb]

the mayor is having an affair and stealing our tax dollars for his golden statues!!!

 

[NestorGB]

A Game With Underrepresented Ghosts And Stigmatized Slimes

 

[Lew Zealand]

The Lazy Day Simulator Requiring Copious Planning And Apparently Excessive Mistake-Making Before Finally Ascending to the Serenity of Peaceful Quietude Amidst Mildly Annoying Snoring Under a Shady Tree While Cosplaying an Anglingphile.

 

[GarlicLover]

Part timers' valley

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

Part timers' valley

Think I pulled a muscle laughing at that!

 

[AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid]

That one game full of Magic (and) Capitalism(TM).

 

[AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid]

That one game full of Magic (and) Capitalism(TM).

Try reading it without reading the stuff in the brackets, it changes a few ideas...

 

[Maher]

Pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps on land you inherited, startup capital your mom sent you, and municipal subsidies that don't stop even when you basically own the town.

 

[LittleStrawberryLamb]

Homeless man finding you dead in the mines every time it rains

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

2AM Narcolepsy Robbery

 

[Kal!!]

Wine empire simulator

 

[Hedhogthe3rd]

Fighting Evil Corporations With Inedible Magical Apples, Wizards, a Mysterious Blue Man and the Power of Friendship so You Can Continue Your Dead Grandpa Who Judges You Every Three Year’s Legacy

 

[Nonak]

Blowing up rocks, 123456 monsters, trees, chests, mayo makers, 1234567891011 decorations, pathing, crops,1234567891011121314151617 yourself and apparently 11112345678956810111213 this post too, but only 16728293929716162829partially.

 

[mare]

Stand-Up Comedy Valley!
A farming adventure full of disappearing buildings and horses, a saloon owner trapped by flamingos, Sebastian speed-walking into darkness, children causing unexpected renovations, unreachable coral, sliding George, and many other mysterious happenings!