I need to make a Stardew Seed Repository

[Cuddlebug]

@Lew Zealand

Wow, let me quote a famous rock singer "you're simply the best"
Thank you sooooooo much, these are amazing...

 

[Lew Zealand]

@Lew Zealand

Wow, let me quote a famous rock singer "you're simply the best"
Thank you sooooooo much, these are amazing...

Thank you and I love Tina Turner!

 

[Cuddlebug]

Scanning through the voluminous varieties growing in the Huntington Gardens Rose Garden in SoCal, I found these rare roses and totally legally slipped some seeds out

These gardens are really beautiful, reminding me a lot of the island of Mainau in Lake Constance, it's also called "Flower Island"

 

[Cuddlebug]

Thank you and I love Tina Turner!

Yw...
I like Tina Turner, too, she was a great singer, beautiful voice. Last year me and some friends got tickets for a show, telling her story in songs, turned out to soooo great.

 

[LRangerR]

So I need a place to store rare seeds because I accidentally sequestered one the wrong way and super anyways this needs archiving in the event of a catastrophic ice cream meltdown. No I don't understand any of this either, only that freekin' Norway won't let me in to the Svalbard Global Seed Vault because they're a bunch of super tall gatekeepers or some junk. Pfft! Whatever, here's where I'm gonna store my seeds:

View attachment 38310 Rubber Duckie Seeds

Work Boots Seeds

Bread Seeds

CheezSeeds

Caviar Seeds

Please see @Caviar 's sigfile if you're curious about the origin of these valuable and rare seed varieties!

Egg seeds for egg plant when?
Coffee Plant? nono, not coffee beans, just coffee seeds
Asking for a friend (jk i don't got those)

 

[Slimeglasses]

Gold Bar Seeds

look mom I’m famous!!

 

[Cuddlebug]

Egg seeds for egg plant when?
Coffee Plant? nono, not coffee beans, just coffee seeds
Asking for a friend (jk i don't got those)

Oh, yeah, I've been wondering all along why those weird purple cucumbers always grow after I plant eggplants

 

[LRangerR]

Oh, yeah, I've been wondering all along why those weird purple cucumbers always grow after I plant eggplants

..............
Are you growing eggplants in the ocean?
Normal cucumbers are yellow

 

[Cuddlebug]

..............
Are you growing eggplants in the ocean?
Normal cucumbers are yellow

Not until now but I can surely give it a try It was just about you saying Egg plant, so why do we have the chickens for anyway... language barrier again probably
And no, around here normal cucumbers are green btw. the yellows are zucchinis

 

[LRangerR]

I wonder if lew can make us super cucumber seeds as well.

Or language barrier seeds. They seem to grow wild over in your part of the world.

 

[BeenASon]

Cobweb seeds? Or even Jukebox seeds.

 

[BeenASon]

I wonder if lew can make us super cucumber seeds as well.

Or language barrier seeds. They seem to grow wild over in your part of the world.

Language barrier seeds would grow so quickly in some countries lol. Accent barrier too.

 

[Cuddlebug]

Or language barrier seeds. They seem to grow wild over in your part of the world.

Probably... But I'm pretty sure it would be the same way around. It's another thing the whole world has in common somehow

 

[Lew Zealand]

Oh for the love of frozen cheezburgers, I missed these requests, I'll make them tomorrow.

And do you want a true facepalm? Like one that really earns that nice >slap< of palm skin across my sloping forehead?

<sigh> I hid another Seeds packet in an old post because I wanted to post it to a profile and you can't upload images there, only link them. But did I put that packet here?

In the thread dedicated to Seed Packets?
That I created???
For. This. Very. Reason.
In this part of the country, at this time of year, entirely localized in your kitchen??!?‽?

<sigh> You see where Farmer Bobbi comes from, it's all my brainlessness which I try to account for and head off at the pass, forever to no avail. Well, it is it's own superpower because it's an endless source of Farmer Bobbi material and you know what?

I can live with that.

Eyepatch Seeds

 

[Cuddlebug]

Something to share with lazy people, who skip festivals, don't want their bunnies to hurt themselves and don't want to collect Leek or grow coffee beans:

 

[Chaos bacon]

HOW ARE YOU GUYS MAKING THESE?!

 

[Lew Zealand]

HOW ARE YOU GUYS MAKING THESE?!

I open an empty gray seed packet .png file I made as the base in a pixel/image editor, download the pic I want from the Wiki and open it, copy n' paste it to a new layer in the empty seed packet, resize the wiki pic to fit nicely, recolor the gray seed packet layer to something that complements the pic color nicely, merge the layers, save as a .png to preserve the clear alpha channel. And I've done it enough that I can make a new seed packet faster than it took me to type that, lol!

Edit! Have some new seeds, these are my faves:

 

[LRangerR]

I open an empty gray seed packet .png file I made as the base in a pixel/image editor, download the pic I want from the Wiki and open it, copy n' paste it to a new layer in the empty seed packet, resize the wiki pic to fit nicely, recolor the gray seed packet layer to something that complements the pic color nicely, merge the layers, save as a .png to preserve the clear alpha channel. And I've done it enough that I can make a new seed packet faster than it took me to type that, lol!

Edit! Have some new seeds, these are my faves:

View attachment 38963

How often do you have to water them?

 

[Lew Zealand]

How often do you have to water them?

Oooo! Now this is the fun part!

They only grow next to rivers, like rice shoots or taro but snootier as the stale, brackish water of a pond just won't do. Anyway you can water them more but that's just makes 'em stay a little cleaner, doesn't enhance growth. There's been a slight problem though: when they grow to full size and emerge from their enclosing protective leaves (wich look much like a giant cabbage with overlapping layers of red leaves the color of a Japanese Maple), in the blink of an eye the Emilies quickly hop into the river with barely more than a glance.

Though by now Farmer Bobbi's pretty sure she sees a green tail propelling them from the land to the sea and then out towards the open ocean. Once far enough away they will often surface with a wave and a cheeky Emilysmile, instantly recognizable at even that distance. By the way, don't even think of trying to sneak a peek during the growth phase as trying to peel even a single leaf tip back will get you covered in nasty painful barbs accompanied by a decided muffled growling-adjacent noise. Bobbi got quite the withering look from OG Wife Emily trying to explain how she'd ended up in that state.

The problem with this is Bobbi loves getting this look from Emily.