Forum games 2: Electric Boogaloo

[WanderingWendaline]

You're banned for implying that chicken spices can hear text, when we all know they don't have tongues to make rainbows.

Since they're trying to take over the world (or destroy it?), I just assumed they must be powerful enough to hear text. I hope you'll forgive me for making such assumptions.
You're banned for writing a ban I don't know how to respond to aside from this. You are very good at confusion. I hope to reach your skill level someday.

 

[Nonak]

Since they're trying to take over the world (or destroy it?), I just assumed they must be powerful enough to hear text. I hope you'll forgive me for making such assumptions.
You're banned for writing a ban I don't know how to respond to aside from this. You are very good at confusion. I hope to reach your skill level someday.

Their ambitions are waaaay bigger than their powers and abilities. The risk was real though. Of me telling them once I switch sides. Of course I will. As long as your assumptions add to this game. I know it's hard to see, but I do like it.
Speaking of assumptions, I just assumed this was the only way to hear text:

While I appreciate the compliments, you're banned for not making them confusing enough.