Forum Game: Misquoting People

[Gridball Pom Queen]

Okay:
This is the story of a girl… who cried a river and drowned the whole world…

Cool story dude.

 

[Nonak]

Cool story! Where did you find it?

<magician gestures>
Behind your ear.

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

<Cleaning gesture>
Make sure to scrub behind your ears.

I always do, but thank you for the unsolicited advice.

 

[AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid]

I always do, but thank you for the advice on growing non-impatient flowers.

Patience is a virtue or whatever...

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

Patience is whatever...

Sheesh, such attitude today! Did you sleep okay?

 

[AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid]

Sheesh, such a hideous day today! How did everyone sleep?

Badly.

 

[Nonak]

Hadly got any sleep because I was busy wit– <falls asleep>

<puts a blanket on you>

 

[AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid]

<eats @AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid's blanket>

Why must you steal my source of warmth?

 

[Nonak]

Don't try to take away my source of warmth! My blanket monster will eat you!!

Oh no... Any way I can avoid being eaten?

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

Oh no... Any way I can avoid eating beans?

How dare you! The are delicious!

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

How dare the blanket monster eat Nonak! I am more delicious!

Hey if you really want to be eaten, I think I might have some magic powers that can make that happen...

 

[Nonak]

Hey if y'all really want to be eaten, I can do that without any magic powers. I am quite hungry actually.

Thanks, I'll keep that in mind.

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Thanks, I'll keep your mind.

Why have you taken what is mine away from me

 

[Nonak]

Why would you take my mind? Sure, I'm giving them away, but not to you.

Aww, what did I do to get excluded?

 

[AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid]

Aww, what did I do to get executed?

How can you still talk, your head was just cut off!

 

[Nonak]

How can you still talk, your head is on my wall now!

Thats a very strange decoration. I'm scared of you.

 

[AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid]

I've scared you to death I see...

*Dying noises*

 

[Nonak]

Thanks, ak, I'm dead because of you

Nooo will giving you another blanket reverse that?

 

[AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid]

Take all my blankets oh great demon! And bring Azzia back to life!

Sorry, the demon needs your soul for that... but thanks for the blankets, I'll use them when I'm revived.

 

[Nonak]

Now there's a demon for some reason and it wants to eat your soul. Blankets did not satisfy him.

Oh, alright I guess. Living a souless life is an experience too.