Forum Game: Misquoting People

[Slimeglasses]

I’m going to be careful with something I don’t have

So real.

 

[Nonak]

You cannot stop anything from sounding confusing.

So true. I gave up trying.

 

[Slimeglasses]

So trying. I gave up true.

That somehow sounds almost coherent...

 

[Nonak]

I can't understand you.

Same, but only when you're singing in your sleep. The rest of the time I have no trouble with understanding your nonsense.

 

[Slimeglasses]

I watch you while you sleep.

Oh. Umm… I guess I can’t think of another reason you’d know about my sleep singing…

 

[Nonak]

I refuse to believe you'd do that, but how else would you know?

My pet ghost likes watching everybody in their sleep. Its weird, but keeps him happy, I can see by how enthusically he tells me about it.

 

[Slimeglasses]

My pet ghost likes watching everybody in their sleep. Its weird, but keeps him happy, I can see by how enthusically he tells me about it.

Ohhhh that's who that was! I thought my sleep paralysis demon Marvin got a haircut or something.

 

[Nonak]

Marvin is so cool I forgot to misquote!

Valid. I'd feed half my memories to Jerry if I had a sleep paralysis demon.

 

[Slimeglasses]

I've never had a sleep paralysis demon

Well in my opinion he's quite chill! I'm his therapist! Of course I'm not sure he can speak and when he's around I can't do that or really move so they're not the most productive therapy sessions...

 

[Nonak]

Well in my opinion he's quite chill! I'm his therapist! Of course I'm not sure he can speak and when he's around I can't do that or really move, but we use telepathy to communicate, so it's not a problem at all!

Huh, I never thought you could use it with demons. I only telepathically talk to chairs, they're fun.

 

[Slimeglasses]

Furniture's fun to talk to.

Agreed. Jello table tables are especially fun to talk to.

 

[Nonak]

Do you know any other jello table tables?

I do not. Good to see other gelatinous creatures though.

 

[Slimeglasses]

Table tables are creatures too.

Oh, good to know! Though I assumed they were at least sentient.

 

[Caviar]

Good to know that they are the least sentient thing ever.

Wait. Why is that good to know? I like my table creatures to be sentient!

 

[Nonak]

All of my table creatures are sentient!

Who are they and how many of them are there? Can I meet them? I'm back to asking lots of questions!

 

[Slimeglasses]

I'mexcitedifyoucouldn'ttellhahaha

The answer to your questions is yes.

 

[Caviar]

Take me to your leader!

Hey Jerry, Nonak wants to see you. (~~~~~) Oh, really Jerry? (~~~~~~~) Ah, I'll tell him.

Nonak, Jerry says cookies are awesome.

 

[Slimeglasses]

Cookies are awesome! Toodles!

Jerry, that wasn't on your diet list either. I'm starting to believe you're hiding things from us.

 

[Nonak]

We're learning so much about Jerry, I didn't know he can eat that many different things...

Welp I didn't know he can exist in multiple places simultaneously, but look at all the profile pics with him!
It is weird though...

 

[Slimeglasses]

Jerry's completely normal!

Agree to disagree. I think the fact that he live on so many people's heads at once is the least confusing thing about him.