Forum Game: Misquoting People

[Slimeglasses]

Now I have to put corners back.

Please do. We both need somewhere to sit.

 

[Nonak]

I don't need to curse you I'll bring the corners back myself!

Good. I already miss them.

 

[Slimeglasses]

I miss corners so much that I’m going to put them back

 

[Nonak]

The corners are back!

Yay! Which is yours?

 

[Slimeglasses]

I call the left one!

Why the freak are there only two.

 

[Nonak]

You forgot the rest of the corners!

We don't need any more, right? Anyway, I'm heading to my right one.

 

[Slimeglasses]

#minimalism

fair enough. <sits in the middle of the room>

 

[Nonak]

I have a fear of left corners <sits in the middle of the room>

Is it nonexistent?

 

[Slimeglasses]

ㅤ

Well your reply is, now.

 

[Nonak]

You wanna know why I'm so good at avoiding questions?

Jerry taught you?

 

[Slimeglasses]

<Insert question>

I can’t answer that because Jerry taught me that I don’t have to.

 

[Nonak]

I can’t answer that because Jerry taught me a secret technique that I will not be sharing with anyone.

The fact that you refuse to tell us doesn't mean Jerry won't.

 

[Slimeglasses]

Jerry told me everything.

Oh no.

 

[Nonak]

No! Why‽ How could he?

Why did you want it to stay secret anyway? Is there something I missed?

 

[Slimeglasses]

I keep asking questions that I know are just going to be changed into statements.

Must be Jerry’s influence.

 

[Nonak]

Must be Purple's influence.

Yeah it's the I-curse-you-to-ask-me-questions guy's fault.

 

[Slimeglasses]

This post doesn’t count, but I yes

Well you’re still not getting an answer.

 

[Nonak]

To get an answer you need to do math.

I'm not gonna ask about that.

 

[Slimeglasses]

I’m not a… person who loves math

Why? Math is so fun it makes me want to die!

 

[Nonak]

I'm testing my respawning powers with school subjects!

I don't think I have those, so I'll have to be careful with them.