Forum Game: Misquoting People

[Farmer Evie]

Well done on reaching 1000 replies!

Nonak, how dare you impersonate CA! I am reporting you to the authorities! tsk tsk

 

[Nonak]

Anyone who doesn't call Nonak by her new name 'ConcernedApeImpostor' will be reported to the authorities!

Maybe at least shorten it? It's a bit long...

 

[Farmer Evie]

It's too short! I love long titles! Look at my username, for heaven's sake!

Yikes... that is... something...

 

[Nonak]

Any ideas on how to make my name shorter?

I don't know, I'm a long titles lover, apparently

 

[PurpleMaker]

Hello Purplemaker I'm your friend Gibberish I know English to but secret words are gibberish didvdjhenxiusbhxkagd

How dare you impersonate my friend, Nonak! I'm unbanning you from the authority report escape don't call list tbough... Anyways you owe me a Lifmunk Effigy from Palworld... And a Grizzbolt, both in real life

 

[PurpleMaker]

This post doesn't count. Contents of post: those aren't real so... It's invalid! For the owe part that is

 

[Farmer Evie]

We are best friends, Nonak! Let's play PalWorld together til the day we die! And try to get a Grizzbolt in real life!

... wow. just wow. purplemaker, I didn't know you used these forums to stalk people.

 

[Nonak]

No, PurpleMaker! Don`t tell anyone I use these forums to stalk people!

If Purple can`t do that, I will!
NONAK AND FARMER EVIE ARE THE SAME PERSON AND THAT PERSON USES THESE FORUMS FOR STALKING

 

[Farmer Evie]

I stalk these forums because I'm getting paid by a secret, illegal organisation to find out information about Stardew players! OOPS... I've said too much...

I am betrayed. I thought we were friends. Obviously, it was all a devestatingly false this whole time...

 

[Nonak]

I`ve been trying to find friends for so long now, but everyone I meet is a stalker! Please help I`m desparate for just normal, actual friends!

Hey, we can be friends! I don`t have any secret illegal organisations paying me for fishy activities! totally

 

[Caviar]

I give fish to secret illegal organisations.

Hmm. Maybe I should turn you in...

 

[Slimeglasses]

Hmm. I should be turned in for the fish eggs that I give illegal organizations…

 

[Caviar]

I definitely remembered text.

Ah, me too. Glad we have that in common.

 

[Slimeglasses]

I don’t have anything in common with anyone.

Sure you do! You’ve got a face and everything!

 

[Caviar]

Everything with a face is exactly the same

Are you super duper sure?

 

[Nonak]

I just ate a super duper mooper woper cloper!

I don't know what that is, but I hope it was good!

 

[Caviar]

If hope isn't good, I don't know what is.

Well I do. It's me. (Fine, you and Slimeglasses too...)

 

[Nonak]

<points into the sky> Do you know what that is?
Well I do. It's me. (Fine, you and Slimeglasses too...)

Why are we all up there?

 

[Slimeglasses]

I just ate my friends!

Yeah, that was a little weird. Thanks I guess?

 

[Nonak]

I misquoted the wrong person, but no one will notice because we're eaten!

I don't know how being inside Caviar while in the sky was supposed to stop me, but alright.