Forum Game: Misquoting People

[Caviar]

My parents are both the same hedgehog

Wow really how does that work?

 

[Nonak]

Wow I also want parents like that for myself
!!

You can borrow mine for now

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

You can borrow my cow

Aw thank you! How kind! What’s your cow’s name?

 

[Contented-Slime]

Aw thank you! How kind! How does it taste?

NOOOOO NO EATING COW!

 

[Nonak]

I'm a slimy cow that is a duck but also a worm

Then I'm a dog-owl that is a fighting vacuum cleaner temporarily transformed into a worm duck!

 

[Contented-Slime]

You are no longer a worm-duck!

Great! Your don't need to be one either.

 

[Nonak]

I'll turn you into something else now!

Sounds scary

 

[Caviar]

*Scary Sounds!*

Aaah! You scared me!

 

[Nonak]

I'm gonna sneak up and scare you!

I think that would work better if you didn't share your plans first...

 

[Caviar]

What are your plans?!

Oh I'm glad you asked! I plan to have a chill Friday and be happy that it's pretty much the weekend.

 

[Nonak]

I talk about having a chill Friday when it's already Saturday!

Time zones exist, and they're scary

 

[Caviar]

Existence is scary, and they're time zones

Existence exists to allow time zones to exist

 

[Nonak]

Why do we even exist...

1) do we actually?
2) why not?
3) to have fun, if you need a better reason than the second one

 

[Caviar]

1) We actually do
2) Not why.
3) Fun to have better reasons.

1) Why do we?
2) When then?
3) Better reasons are made for fun

 

[Nonak]

1) how do I find meaning in existence
2) When do we exist
3) funny reason blub blub blub

1) if you can't, just keep existinf because yes
2) right now. In the present. Unless you only exist in the future or the past, in which case you're a weirdo
3)....are you laughing in slime language?

 

[Caviar]

123

456

 

[Slimeglasses]

676

Don't you dare

 

[Caviar]

I dare you

I'm too cool for that.

 

[Nonak]

I couldn't think of anything more original than numbers to misquote

Thats fine, we needed a topic shift anyway!

 

[Caviar]

What a fine topic shift!

Whank you! I do my best.