Forum Game: Misquoting People

[EliteDangerGamer]

I'm guessing 5 meters or so

are you sure 5 meters is accurate, that's quite long
(Don't misquote this part, but this thread is really good for those looking for something to laugh at)

 

[zenozyne]

I would like to sing a song

Go for it

(It really is XD)

 

[Chaos bacon]

I believe in rights for geese

Why, they're so evil and malicious!

 

[zenozyne]

Why, they're so pretty and delicious!

STOP EATING MY GEESE FRIENDS

 

[Luna_Tuna]

i wish I was tall I’m only 4’5

I'm 8’1 make fun of me all you want

 

[Chaos bacon]

I'm a government agent disguised as a meowth

I don't think that's something you should disclose...

 

[Luna_Tuna]

I’m also a governent agent but I’m actually a alien

you…too?

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

Too-too

 

[zenozyne]

ur mom likes grapes

I like Spicy Eel

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

I like torturing eels because it's fun to watch them suffer

U R so dead!!

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

U R very kool. I kan spel vere wel.

Vere wel indeed.

 

[zenozyne]

Hedgehogs make a yummy dinner

...so THAT'S what happened to Hedgehogthe1st and Hedgehogthe2nd..

cannibalism

 

[Chaos bacon]

the power of cannibalism unites us all

Are you good bro?

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Are you good bro? Why don't you want to be eaten up by me?!

Oh?!...

 

[candledlockwood]

Oh?!…🩸🩸🩸

is that why our christmas dinner tasted so weird????

 

[zenozyne]

i really liked our christmas dinner!

CANNIBALS. THEY'RE CANNIBALS I TELL YEH

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

CAT NIPPLES. THEY'RE CAT NIPPLES I TELL YEH

CATS HAVE BELLY BUTTONS

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

CATS HAVE FAT BELLIES

Well, some of them do.

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

Well, some of them poop.

I mean…yeah?

 

[candledlockwood]

I mean… Pan-Seared Yeast Leavened Flatbread with Tomato Herb Curdled Dairy Accompaniment?

weird way to say pizza dude