Extra Auto-Petter

jo-arbor

Cowpoke
I have 1 barn, 1 coop, and 3 auto-petters. Is there a benefit to having more than one in one building? I don't really want to keep more animals - I usually keep it to 1 barn 1 coop with just 1 or 2 of each animal.
 
Well, a second coop could be used to incubate twice as many eggs at once. But if you don't want more animals, then both the extra building and the extra auto-petter are of null value. Actually, if you don't want any more animals, then the extra animal auto-petter is pointless even before you get into the discussion about the buildings themselves, given its only use is to pet more animals.
 
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psssst.....

hey.


You there... yes you!

You gots a spouse? I hear they're quite popular in these here parts, reasonable availability. Very short wait time, especially this far from Zuzu.

Ah, ya do!

Listen mate, I gots here one of those lifetime-like deals. Something for people of the married persuasion like your fine self. Yeah, you! Right here I got something to make that special someone in your life very happy on those days you gotta spend away from home.

Ah, you got a second family too...? Oh just a second Farm on a remote island you gotta spend time at working. Riiight mate, I got one of those setups too, wink wink, just a farm there, noooo house. With no family inside. Gotcha. I don't tell no souls, that's your business.

But I got this here Autopetter what will keep your loved one all petted up in your absence. Put it right in your house-- next to the fireplace even. Oh it's Summer, well this here model just happens to fit perfectly next to the icebox! It's your lucky day, isn't it?

No, no, ignore that usage warning tag, these fit in Farmhouses just the same as any Barn and Coop. These soft Autopet Brand™ gloves are rated for all types of fur and skin. And hair! People hair right on their heads. A perfect match.


Tell ya what I'll toss a second one in for a mere 50% more and you put that one in that island farmhouse of yours. No no no, I don't wanna know anything, your secrets are yours. I'm just a businessman lookin' to help out my fellow entrepreneurs and make some honest g.

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So what you say, we gotta deal?
 
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...you got a second family too...? Oh just a second Farm on a remote island you gotta spend time at working. Riiight mate, I got one of those setups too, wink wink, just a farm there, noooo house. With no family inside. Gotcha. I don't tell no souls, that's your business.

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I would never do that to Abigail :cry: :abigail::heart:


i am thinking about divorcing her for Sebastian..... but I will at least let her down easy first :grin:
 
I would never do that to Abigail :cry: :abigail::heart:


i am thinking about divorcing her for Sebastian..... but I will at least let her down easy first :grin:

You are on the edge of being a home wrecker 😂
Stop doing that, mate.
Abi will be devastated after the divorce because you do that for a boy.
If I am the game designer, I will let the girl never forgive you if you betray her for a boy!!!
Trust me, put extra auto-petter elsewhere, it is a nice decoration/ornament.
 
You are on the edge of being a home wrecker 😂
Stop doing that, mate.
Abi will be devastated after the divorce because you do that for a boy.
If I am the game designer, I will let the girl never forgive you if you betray her for a boy!!!
Trust me, put extra auto-petter elsewhere, it is a nice decoration/ornament.

i put the autopetter in the yard so they get extra pets outside! (i know it doesn't actually do anything haha)
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