Lew Zealand
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But but there are sooo many wonderful ways not to get an Autopetter that you can't stop at not getting just a single one, the strategy I tried was to get it and then lose it. I finally got my first Autopetter after the Nth Skull Cavern run but it was early on in the run and I had lots of Cheez and inventory space so I kept going, of course.
Like a fool.
Sometime later I must not have been paying attention to my Health because that's less shiny than Iridium nodes or Dinosaur scales and I had just barely gotten past Level 100 to start the
When I came to in Dr. Mustachio's office, I noticed my baggage was lighter than just the 1000g charge he managed to extract while I was unconscious. Very thoughtful of him to save me the gauche embarrassment of asking for payment of services. Harvey directed me to the Adventurer's Guild to retrieve my missing materials in a move reminiscent of the computer guy passing the buck when you say all your files are gone and he recommends talking to the cloud storage backup hoozewhatsit while pointing behind you. And then disappears into your fovea before you've even finished glancing towards the emptiness of the back of the shop.
Naturally Marlon comes over all innocent and offers to find my missing Sap and Copper Ore but the Iridium Ore and Autopetter are nowhere to be found. And of course nobody stole the 3 Blue Cowboy Hats I still have! Marlon mentioned it was odd that the Monsters were having a nice time playing hand puppet theater using Mickey Mouse mitts as shadow puppets on the cavern walls opposite a bonfire, which is weird as I had no Wood or Coal on me. Or Mickey Mice. Huh, whatever. I stuck the Blue Hat on Gil as I left and as I understand his Vow of Immobility to Yoba, that Hat will never move again until it slowly decomposes back into its constituent elements.
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