Writing Diary of a Scary Clown Assisting a Speedrunner

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Ok, here goes nothing,

Chapter the First:

My name is Scary Clown and I am tired of working for Joja. Hell is better than this! I have an email saying a farmer who got rich in a month by selling iridium quality starfruit wine has hired me to be her farmhand. So I ride get this bus that takes me to Stardew Valley where that weird "farmer" lives. I pass through a desert completely filled with kegs on my way to that valley.

It's something that would be normal for the dimension I come from, not Earth! I arrive at the farm. It is filled with barns and ponds, mostly. I see a greenhouse, a bunch of junimos working for free, a giant farmhouse and a sight saying: "I beat perfection in Summer Year 1 using perfection waivers!!" No idea what that means... I approach the multi-trillionare farmer and she points an axe at me...

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Here is my fanfic. No one wrote about being a farmhand, so I will.

 

[WanderingWendaline]

I love everything about this

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

I love everything about this

It's about a cursed clown who becomes a farmhand for a Stardew Valley speedrunner. I made it as bizzare as possible, don't worry!

 

[WanderingWendaline]

It's about a cursed clown who becomes a farmhand for a Stardew Valley speedrunner. I made it as bizzare as possible, don't worry!

That reminds me of a multiplayer farm I had with some friends once We all had crazy characters with equally silly backstories

 

[Gamer1234556]

Damn, we're getting a ton of fanfics now, huh?
Not that I am complaining. Can't wait to see more!

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Ok, what should the speedrunner's name be? (She's female)

 

[WanderingWendaline]

Hmmm... A few suggestions
Goose
Mia
Jubilant
Dumfoozle
I chose slightly dumb names on purpose, but if you want something more serious I can do those too.
Oh, also fish. Or just any fish related name
Or turbo. Because speed

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Hmmm... A few suggestions
Goose
Mia
Jubilant
Dumfoozle
I chose slightly dumb names on purpose, but if you want something more serious I can do those too.
Oh, also fish. Or just any fish related name
Or turbo. Because speed

How about Dumboozle, Goose and Fish?

 

[WanderingWendaline]

How about Dumboozle, Goose and Fish?

That sounds excellent