Corrupt a Wish!

[ThatOneTposingDude]

Granted, but you don't concentrate on the right thing.
I wish for Bob

 

[Hollyfox]

Granted, but Bob goes away because another person wished for him.

I wish for a PC so that I can play mods

 

[astnko]

granted, but it always runs at 127 ping

i wish for the ability to waterbend

 

[WynnicWithered]

Granted, but your waterbending has a 50% chance to fail

I wish for the Hypixel Skyblock admins to release all 18 of their currently planned updates by the end of 2025

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

granted, except they forgot to add content
I wish my computer had a RTX 5090 and AMD Ryzen 7 9800X3D

 

[Dreyski]

Granted...but your PSU is too wimpy to run them.

I wish to breathe underwater

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

granted but you can't breathe air anymore
I wish for an opportunity to go to space with a 100% guarantee of returning, for free

 

[WynnicWithered]

granted but you can't breathe air anymore
I wish for an opportunity to go to space with a 100% guarantee of returning, for free

Granted, but you don't get a rocket

I wish for the end update

 

[MMCIH]

Granted, but you don't get a rocket

I wish for the end update

Granted, but the update is removing the end

i wish to not have 1 cent

 

[PeachyIceCream]

Granted, but you have all the money in the world, and people are after you because you have so much money
I wish I lived in Japan

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

Granted but you live on the streets
I wish for a very OP computer for a mc server, that I own and arrives in the form of an amazon package

 

[PeachyIceCream]

Granted but the package goes to some wealthy snob who doesn't need it and sells it on eBay
I wish that I had angel wings and could fly

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

Granted but the package goes to some wealthy snob who doesn't need it and sells it on eBay

add a wish, and also I'd bring them into court, as I'd have the proof right on my phone

 

[astnko]

Granted but the package goes to some wealthy snob who doesn't need it and sells it on eBay
I wish that I had angel wings and could fly

granted, but every hour you use them they have a 2h cooldown

i wish for a really really really moldy french fry

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

granted, but every hour you use them they have a 2h cooldown

i wish for a really really really moldy french fry

1. WHY
2. granted but both the fry and the mold are nanoscopic
3. I wish for an inf supply of real life totems of undying

 

[astnko]

granted, but they have a 25% chance of just killing you

i wish for a solid brick of compressed leaves sealed in resin

 

[Qibli The SandWing]

granted, but its poison ivy

i wish to be friends with qibli from wings of fire

 

[Hollyfox]

Granted, but your so small that he crushes you by accident.

I wish to be able to teleport

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

Granted, but your so small that he crushes you by accident.

I wish to be able to teleport

Granted but you can only teleport to deep space when you're not in a spacesuit, and nowhere when you are
I wish to have real life Operator powers

 

[zack123]

Granted but you can only teleport to deep space when you're not in a spacesuit, and nowhere when you are
I wish to have real life Operator powers

Very well sir but you need a password of which you know nothing like length, characters used and even where to insert it, all you is that you will have the powers if you insert the correct password.

I wish for the ability to travel to alternate worlds.