Corrupt a Wish!

[EliteDangerGamer]

Corrupt a wish
Rules:
1. You must both corrupt the wish above and post your own wish in the same post
2. You can't corrupt your own wish
3. have fun
Essentially turn a wish against someone
I wish for a computer that has infinity in every metric you want, and 0 in every metric you don't want

 

[ThatOneTposingDude]

Corrupt a wish
Rules:
1. You must both corrupt the wish above and post your own wish in the same post
2. You can't corrupt your own wish
3. have fun
Essentially turn a wish against someone
I wish for a computer that has infinity in every metric you want, and 0 in every metric you don't want

Granted, but it's not legally yours and is in Dubai
I wish for more people to play Arras.io with

 

[WynnicWithered]

Granted, but it's not legally yours and is in Dubai
I wish for more people to play Arras.io with

Granted, but all those people playing Arras.io are now bots
I wish for really good RNG on Hypixel Skyblock

 

[PeachyIceCream]

Granted but you have to buy a Hypixel membership for it to work
I wish for Junimos to go on adventures with me

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

Granted, but the only adventures the junimos want to go on are to places you would rather die than go to.
I wish for a 3D printer that never fails, weird, I put that here, but I had to edit it because it appeared to be gone

 

[Hollyfox]

Granted, but it cost more money than you'll ever make in your life.

I wish to get into a good college

 

[astnko]

granted, but you only can get into ur fifth choice

i wish for a kitten

 

[Hollyfox]

Granted but it hates you and keeps scratching you.

I wish to be able to learn math well. ( my math grade is 86 )

 

[astnko]

Granted but it hates you and keeps scratching you.

I wish to be able to learn math well. ( my math grade is 86 )

ur evil
(this post doesnt count :3)

 

[Hollyfox]

ur evil
(this post doesnt count :3)

hehehe >:)
(this post doesn't count either)

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

Granted but it hates you and keeps scratching you.

I wish to be able to learn math well. ( my math grade is 86 )

Granted, but now all of your other subjects are 0s
I wish for a set of DND dice that always give me the highest value they can

 

[HappyPenguin]

Granted, but the dice only have 1s on them.
I wish that I could wake up later in the morning.

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

Granted, you're always late to your morning stuff
I wish I could go to mars, with a spacesuit, Hab, and a rocket to lift off and go back to earth, as well as some friends, and we all have training (I'm trying to make it hard to corrupt), and we all have subsecond reflexes to patch any hole in our suit or hab, also our suits have jetpacks

 

[PeachyIceCream]

Granted, But mars doesn't exist once you get there

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

Granted, But mars doesn't exist once you get there

What's your wish, and we use our jetpacks and get in the ship, and we thank you for letting us save fuel and get back to earth quicker

 

[PeachyIceCream]

I wish I could hang out with Vegeta from DBZ

 

[astnko]

I wish I could hang out with Vegeta from DBZ

granted, but its the vegeta from when he first came to earth :3

i wish for a cherry blossom bonsai

 

[Hollyfox]

Granted, but it never grows well and dies in the first year.

I wish for a nice and friendly cat that is owned by me

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

Granted, but it's Extremely lazy and never leaves this one spot, and that one spot is on the other side of the earth
I wish that I was actually creative (i'm not)

 

[Hollyfox]

Granted, but you're only creative in this one niche thing that nobody else on earth likes.

I wish that concentrate while studying