Ask Yoba for forgiveness: What are your greatest SDV sins?

[Gridball Pom Queen]

Alright farmers, let’s drop the wholesome act. We’ve all committed unholy acts against Yoba. It’s time to come clean and ask Yoba for forgiveness, because let's be real... we’re probably going to do it again.

Leave your apologies at the altar and tell us about your questionable actions.

Examples:

• Dating the entire town
• Turning your children into doves
• Ruining the luau soup
• Taking advantage of the ID glitch [###]
• Crumbs in your keyboard

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

Forgive me, Yoba, for I have once again stolen the lanterns from the cemetery for my own use...

The dead weren't using them anyways.

 

[Maher]

When Pam told me that she bought a Sign of Yoba from Joja, I wanted to tell her that I had a local source.

 

[Maher]

I have once again stolen the lanterns from the cemetery

You can do that?!?! (I think this thread's going to get that reaction from me a lot).

 

[Jayamos]

But crumbs in my keyboard are just life!

Serial monogamy with, now, half the bachelors/bachelorettes. After going the Joja route. And I haven’t finished yet!

 

[Ereo]

You can do that?!?! (I think this thread's going to get that reaction from me a lot).

You can also steal the pumpkin lamps the villagers put out at the end of fall season.

Sorry Robin, I really needed that lamp for a bundle. May Yoba forgive me.

I’ve also dated all bachelorettes and bachelors for the group heart scene. And I’m doing it again to see the one with the rabbit foot.

I’ve ignored my family for weeks on end and left my spouse to deal with the babies. That would have been worse in real life though…Stardew babies are quite low maintenance.

 

[NextXander]

I turned my kid into a dove because I named him after a character, and after a couple of seasons, I found out that I spelled it wrong, so there was only one thing I could do to hide my mistake.

 

[Lew Zealand]

- Dating the entire town every single save even though I've picked out Next Spouse before even starting. What? I like the events!
- Getting to Level 100 in Skull Cavern means trading for 100 Stairs. It's not cheating if it's a game mechanic!
- Maybe only occasionally every time abusing early game mechanics for g profits.
- The only reason I don't usually steal Jack O Lanterns is I forget to.
- Looking up half the Golden Walnut answers in the Wiki because Scavenger Hunts are not why I play Stardew.

And my real dirty secret:

Spoiler: heehee >: )

I recommended a very unpopular game balancing change to CA which he implemented

 

[Nonak]

I steal lanterns and Jack o laterns alllllll the time. When I just started playing, I'd try to steal everything, even ropes on the docks.
I used butterfly powder once. Sorry, orange-cat-that-I-don't-even-remember-the-name-of.
Let one of my cows get eaten by wolves.
Pirated the game at first, though I've bought it now.

 

[Cuddlebug]

Examples:

• Dating the entire town
• Turning your children into doves
• Ruining the luau soup
• Taking advantage of the ID glitch [###]

Did it all at least once, not in every game... Yoba, forgive me

I’ve also dated all bachelorettes and bachelors for the group heart scene. And I’m doing it again to see the one with the rabbit foot.

Oh, the scenes are much more fun without a rabbit foot but I don't want to spoiler ...

- Looking up half the Golden Walnut answers in the Wiki because Scavenger Hunts are not why I play Stardew.

Is that really so reprehensible? Collecting them all is pretty annoying, especially the Mermaid, Simon says and playing Darts... Not worth the effort, I think, so I'm with you

 

[LRangerR]

Alright farmers, let’s drop the wholesome act. We’ve all committed unholy acts against Yoba. It’s time to come clean and ask Yoba for forgiveness, because let's be real... we’re probably going to do it again.

Leave your apologies at the altar and tell us about your questionable actions.

Examples:

• Dating the entire town
• Turning your children into doves
• Ruining the luau soup
• Taking advantage of the ID glitch [###]
• Crumbs in your keyboard

#1 and #5 I'm definitely guilty of, but anybody who pays attention to me knows I seduce all of Demetrius' family, mostly because something about him bothers me, and Robin deserves better.

Also keyboards are gross.

Aside from that...heh, well let's begin.

o) I never intend to get perfection
o)I boycott ginger island (not enough gingers)
o) sometimes I ignore my farm animals for days on end. .to be completely fair I have mostly coop animals and a couple of dairy cows, so I don't feel bad about it. Then I go once a week, or if I'm being really bad once every 2 weeks and pick up all the bunny fur. I try to check my chickens/duckses more often
o) if I'm playing mp I ignore the villagers completely until later
o) I 100% support the suggested idea of adopting jas. Can't find a good enough reason to adopt vincent tho, so until that happens jas will have to continue to be neglected
o) I shamelessly use the dagger over any other weapon (if I can find a decent one)
o) trees are my favorite crop


Forgive me Yoba, for I have (probably) sinned...

 

[Dreyski]

I married and had kids with Emily, before doving them and divorcing her. I then wiped her memory and married Haley for the lulz.

I sided with Joja one playthrough.

 

[Maher]

married Haley for the lulz

Best reason to marry Haley!

 

[Lothengriol]

On my first save I got everyone to 10 hearts for Perfection then I hit Shane, Clint, and Pierre with rocks from my slingshot so many times that I got all three of them down to zero hearts. I later learned that this undid my Perfection progress, and so friendship ended up being the final box to check for Perfection. Don't ask me if I'm sorry, I'd probably do it again.

 

[Hollyfox]

Skip the cutscenes that didn’t give friendship points

 

[Nonak]

Skip the cutscenes that didn’t give friendship points

Skip the cutscenes that do give friendship points but only some and I don't do that now-

 

[ThatOneTposingDude]

duplicating Stardrops beyond normal capacity (I've consumed 13 so far.)