StanKrobusAndEatClay
Greenhorn
I keep forgetting to give my husband harvey a gift, and I'm still sad about it.
I do and still forget :’(This is why I have a calendar next to the bed, and always check it every morning.
I've never bought the Statue of Endless Fortune after my first ever farm because it seemed useless by the time I could reasonaby afford it. You have just shown me its purpose: hassle-free gifting for late game. Thank you.Honestly the biggest benefit of the Statue of Endless Fortune to me is seeing something unusual and going 'Oh hey, it's somebody's birthday!"
So you're saying it's expensive but is a machine that serves a direct purpose in the game. Hmmm, this interests me. A 1,000,000 g calendaring system that aaaaaaalmost could work perfectly but is in fact an insidious reminder for people just like me that we cannot keep things straight because…Honestly the biggest benefit of the Statue of Endless Fortune to me is seeing something unusual and going 'Oh hey, it's somebody's birthday!"
Harvey is my spouse and I forget his birthday 75% of the time. He doesn't seem to get overly upset. But then again, he's never given me a birthday gift...View attachment 18002
I keep forgetting to give my husband harvey a gift, and I'm still sad about it.
Just out of curiosity, what is the statue to the immediate left of the Golden Clock? I've never seen that one!So you're saying it's expensive but is a machine that serves a direct purpose in the game. Hmmm, this interests me. A 1,000,000 g calendaring system that aaaaaaalmost could work perfectly but is in fact an insidious reminder for people just like me that we cannot keep things straight because…
It's still mega-ambiguous.
On non-Birthdays, it has a 1/4 chance of producing a Diamond.
On 7 Birthdays it produces… a Diamond.
Soooooooooooo… on 26 to 27 days a year, almost a quarter of the entire year. Practically An Entire Season!
This 1 Million g trinket is a broken alarm clock.
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Farmer Bobbi wakes up and heads outside to meet the warm slanting rays of the of the early evening sun. Breathing in the air and strolling about her Garden of Excessive Gold, she notices her newest addition has delivered up a hovering Diamond. Plucking it from the thin air, she thinks that she must have missed Evelyn's birthday again. With a 100% succcess rate, Evelyn must be used to that by now and Bobbi consoles herself by thinking she missed Evelyn's first 65 or so B-Days so what's another 5?
But now she can remember with the help of a lump of Precious Metals and Magic and a lighter pocketbook! Stashing the Diamond in her pack, her always ignored memory is jumping up and down trying in vain to draw her attention away from the super compelling squirrel digging up a nut it buried last Fall. Still walking while mentally dozing, Bobbi trips on some typical Farm detritus leftover from Year 2 or so and ends up with a face fulla grass and dirty palms. Bleh stupid big feet, Bobbi thinks as she goes back inside to wash up.
Seeing the Calendar tossed on the floor in the corner, she notices Evelyn's birthday in late Winter with satisfaction and only while drying off it occurs to her that she still retained most of her eyesight after going outside just now. Winter left early this year? Poking her head out, it looks quite a lot like Spring. Winter's putting one over on her, the silly season! But it really did look like Spring. So what Season is it? What day is it??
Grabbing the discarded Calendar for the first time in ages, she notices Spring 11 faintly glowing. Who's birthday is that?? Nobody's. And still a couple days until the Egg Hunt. What, does that stupid statue produce an Egg on that day?? Explains why Abby hadn't taunted her yet for losing for like 38 years in a row now...
Great.
I bought a broken, useless statue that reminds me of some things and trolls me on others. Well, at least it looks good in the Garden o' Gold:
It's golden herJust out of curiosity, what is the statue to the immediate left of the Golden Clock? I've never seen that one!
Just out of curiosity, what is the statue to the immediate left of the Golden Clock? I've never seen that one!
Yes! I made it as a joke for a story here a few years ago and keep using it for this 'n that. It's taken directly from my pfp and fit in perfectly here!It's golden her
My father says that his official date of birth is incorrect, because his parents waited a month before reporting it. So since he was born in December, the date, month, AND year are all technically wrong. He says it doesn't matter because the zodiac year is correct. I've just given up at this point.Never mind birthdays in the Valley, sometimes I can't even remember my own dad's birthday