No. Hand-to-beak battle, fight to the death or until one gives up, a full-sized, angry, canadian goose.
No chance as Canada Geese always win
mano a pausa, they are evil and unwavering in their focus. Annoyingly I often step in their ubiquitous poop which is
also evil and unwavering. However if it's a game of wits, I will win because I have not only shot Canada Geese with air rifles loaded with guinea pig pellets but I have also stolen eggs from their nests to make omelettes from. In the game of rock-paper-scissors, ornery loses to cunning and hungry.
It's my number one question to see if someone's chill, because egotistical jerks always are convinced that they could :)
LOL this is a good test, and I failed. I will do better next time.
...Do you think you could beat a goose in a dance fight?
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yes
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They got that bumshake down that I'll never compete with but I think I got 'em beat with rhythm and general flailing. Much like Farmer Bobbi with a sword in Skull Cavern.
