[100 Replies!] Corrupt a Wish!

Granted but it crashes the day it gets popular

I wish for unlimited milkshakes, whatever flavor and they don't melt right away
Granted but they never come with a cup, so whenever you get one it splashes all over you and your covered in the sticky milkshake for quite a long time

I wish I knew how to program, all programming languages, infinite skill, with all functions
 
Granted, but it only eats raw mayo.

I wish that people my age think the bands I listen to are cool
Granted, but everyone is always constantly talking about them, and it's impossible to get them to talk about anything else, and you can never enjoy your time with anyone because they're constantly talking nonstop about them.
to be honest, I don't know what I'd wish for right now, so someone else can have a wish
 
Granted, but everyone is always constantly talking about them, and it's impossible to get them to talk about anything else, and you can never enjoy your time with anyone because they're constantly talking nonstop about them.
to be honest, I don't know what I'd wish for right now, so someone else can have a wish
Granted, I wont make a wish. xD

Kidding, I will

I wish for world hunger to be solved
 
Granted, but all the frogs team up and escape your house
I wish I didn't have internet restrictions, but I still have internet protection
Granted, but every major company can see everything you do. Google's not gonna protect you from themselves!
I wish for many, MANY Frogs! And they all will eat things other than mayo.
 
Granted, but every major company can see everything you do. Google's not gonna protect you from themselves!
I wish for many, MANY Frogs! And they all will eat things other than mayo.
Granted but they somehow merge to get larger, and they eat you like a fly

I wish my computer got exponentially better every planck time, and it can always use the resources, and there's no excess sound, and it doesn't require my PC to be off or restart. also the computer is now crash-proof
 
Granted but they somehow merge to get larger, and they eat you like a fly

I wish my computer got exponentially better every planck time, and it can always use the resources, and there's no excess sound, and it doesn't require my PC to be off or restart. also the computer is now crash-proof
Granted but everything on the computer resets each day.
 
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