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Her eyes snap open at 6am sharp. In her first waking moment, she stands fully dressed, wearing a backpack, right next to her bed. She reaches into her backpack and methodically moves her hands from left to right, pulling out a full cup of triple-shot espresso without spilling a drop. She feels...

Honestly, I think the town is trying to kill me. In the first 2 years (new game), 5 trash cans exploded (5 hats). Not only that, right after we got married Maru gave me a bomb as a present. If that wasn't enough, 2 weeks later she gave me another bomb. I think I'll go join Uncle Fester now...