Say something cartoonishily mean to the person above you.

[Cookie Ate Cat]

Your pet rooster is so ugly i cut it up and made fried chicken from it!

Your mom is so pretty, I cut her up and made a meal out of her
I complimented her.

 

[Nonak]

Your mom is so pretty, I cut her up and made a meal out of her
I complimented her.

You would be awesome if you were born at a different date, time, country, in a different family, had different interests, knew different things, had different friends, different appearance and character. A few small fixes and you'd be a perfect person.

 

[BeenASon]

You would be awesome if you were born at a different date, time, country, in a different family, had different interests, knew different things, had different friends, different appearance and character. A few small fixes and you'd be a perfect person.

You'd be smart if you had a diffrent brain.

 

[Nonak]

You'd be smart if you had a diffrent brain.

You'd look smart if you didnt assume I have a brain.

 

[BeenASon]

You'd look smart if you didnt assume I have a brain.

You'd be pretty if you were a turtle

 

[Nonak]

You'd be pretty if you were a turtle

You would too. Turtles are cool.