hexnessie
Farmer
My farmer has a long of anger issues and Harvey suggests the best way to deal with them is to air the grievances. So here's what Marisa wants to do to SDV inhabitants.
1. Set fire to Sam's bedroom and game controller so he HAS to go out and be given his twice-weekly gifts of junk food. I'd spill something stinky in there but I doubt that would be enough.
2. Same to Alex. I don't CARE that you have your daily training session in the boy's locker room where I can't enter. I kept that salmon on ice for your birthday dinner for a year, and now you are going to come out and EAT IT.
3. Drag Sebastian by the hoodie off my freshly planted pine saplings. Watch where you are going and stop trampling my delicate trees with your huge stompy flippers! These are expensive – pinecones don't grow on trees you know!
4. Break into Marnie's and switch her cash register with her microwave oven so I can buy that milk pail and heater on Monday and Tuesday. I love you, Marnie, but you are not exactly the paragon of good business practices.
5. Call a town meeting in the Community Center and YELL for a very long time at the shocked audience that when they post a desperate request for an item they need, they shouldn't spend the day hiding in their bedroom and come out so I can give it to them. Not you Willy, I like you anyway.
6. Stick out my tongue at Haley every time I meet her.
7. Take one of my bunnies to Harvey to have its foot gently and humanely amputated under general anesthesia. I mean, it's going to grow right back, and I NEED it. Who's the vet in this town anyway?
8. Explode Mr. Qi's secret hideout on the Island - where a young boy has been stranded for years, and the horrid blue callous man never thought to rescue him. Plus what's with all the spyware and tracking monitors in there? That's invasive!
9. Dump a busload of daffodils at the Oasis until only the top of Sandy's head is visible and yell "take 1 daily as your gift until you are finally happy if you insist on never leaving this building"
10. Politely explain to Robin that all the wood logs, stone blocks, cement, mortar, bricks, clay, iron, copper and whatnot are prepared for her ON MY FARM where she is supposed to BUILD, and not carried by me in my pocket to her shop where they are not needed!
1. Set fire to Sam's bedroom and game controller so he HAS to go out and be given his twice-weekly gifts of junk food. I'd spill something stinky in there but I doubt that would be enough.
2. Same to Alex. I don't CARE that you have your daily training session in the boy's locker room where I can't enter. I kept that salmon on ice for your birthday dinner for a year, and now you are going to come out and EAT IT.
3. Drag Sebastian by the hoodie off my freshly planted pine saplings. Watch where you are going and stop trampling my delicate trees with your huge stompy flippers! These are expensive – pinecones don't grow on trees you know!
4. Break into Marnie's and switch her cash register with her microwave oven so I can buy that milk pail and heater on Monday and Tuesday. I love you, Marnie, but you are not exactly the paragon of good business practices.
5. Call a town meeting in the Community Center and YELL for a very long time at the shocked audience that when they post a desperate request for an item they need, they shouldn't spend the day hiding in their bedroom and come out so I can give it to them. Not you Willy, I like you anyway.
6. Stick out my tongue at Haley every time I meet her.
7. Take one of my bunnies to Harvey to have its foot gently and humanely amputated under general anesthesia. I mean, it's going to grow right back, and I NEED it. Who's the vet in this town anyway?
8. Explode Mr. Qi's secret hideout on the Island - where a young boy has been stranded for years, and the horrid blue callous man never thought to rescue him. Plus what's with all the spyware and tracking monitors in there? That's invasive!
9. Dump a busload of daffodils at the Oasis until only the top of Sandy's head is visible and yell "take 1 daily as your gift until you are finally happy if you insist on never leaving this building"
10. Politely explain to Robin that all the wood logs, stone blocks, cement, mortar, bricks, clay, iron, copper and whatnot are prepared for her ON MY FARM where she is supposed to BUILD, and not carried by me in my pocket to her shop where they are not needed!
