Alfyna
Sodbuster
My farmer passes out frequently at night because he tries too hard to be everything to everyone. Six times out of ten, Linus is the one to drag his unresponsive carcass back to Harvey at their farmhouse, and it's always with the note that someone was rummaging through the farmer's pockets when he got there.
I know better than to suspect Linus. Pelican Town is a too-small-for-school village where you know literally every single person. The town only ever gets visitors during its biggest public festivals.
Have we ever discussed which mystery thief is going around picking your pockets while you're unconscious? Is it supposed to be one of the underground dwellers, or a monster from the caves? Or are we supposed to imagine that the town itself actually is bigger than what it appears, with NPCs off the map that we've never meet, and that the residents we know are just a small sampling of Pelican Town's population?
I want to talk to this thief. If s/he needs money that badly, my farmer'll pony up. He built a neighbor an entire house. He wants to be friends. LOL this is a silly post and yet it is not, who is this person.
I know better than to suspect Linus. Pelican Town is a too-small-for-school village where you know literally every single person. The town only ever gets visitors during its biggest public festivals.
Have we ever discussed which mystery thief is going around picking your pockets while you're unconscious? Is it supposed to be one of the underground dwellers, or a monster from the caves? Or are we supposed to imagine that the town itself actually is bigger than what it appears, with NPCs off the map that we've never meet, and that the residents we know are just a small sampling of Pelican Town's population?
I want to talk to this thief. If s/he needs money that badly, my farmer'll pony up. He built a neighbor an entire house. He wants to be friends. LOL this is a silly post and yet it is not, who is this person.