The quiet game

[WanderingWendaline]

*spawns into the dream very confused as to how I managed to fall asleep if there was a group of aliens just a few feet away*
*sees @Nonak and @Wiwi :D staring aggressively at each other*
*confusion increases*

 

[Nonak]

*spawns into the dream very confused as to how I managed to fall asleep if there was a group of aliens just a few feet away*
*sees @Nonak and @Wiwi :D staring aggressively at each other*
*confusion increases*

<attempts to point at @Cuddlebug and the four-fingered sandman because it's their magic that causes everyone to fall asleep>
<that's a little hard to do without breaking eye contact>
<teleports one eye to the back so it's easier too see them>
<brain gets confused because it's receiving two entirely different images>
<yay confusion>

 

[zack123]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Huh, staring contest? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

 

[Lew Zealand]

<accepts staring contest>
<eventually notes is staring at a cat and not disguised Krobus>
<strategizes that if corneas dry out, that could glue eyelids in place>
<strategy successful>
<braincell eventually passes to this cat>
<cat gets annoyed>
<cat swipes face and the silence is...>
<...broken by the thunderous crunching of eyelids scraping dried tear crust from arid eyeballs>
<the thunderous crunching is more a piercing feeling than actually audible>
<eyesight is slowly restored>
<but not all the way>
<vision correction is now a lifelong necessity>
<wait, no it was beforehand, just forgot to wear glasses>
<puts glasses on>
<there is no cat>

<was there ever a cat?>

 

[Cuddlebug]

<was there ever a cat?>

Hopefully it wasn't a dejá vu...