Forum Game: Misquoting People

[AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid]

I AM A SOULLESS WORM! BOW DOWN TO ME!!!

This isn't the summoning circle thread... @Gridball Pom Queen we need you're help!

 

[Nonak]

This isn't the summoning circle thread... so I'll ask for help the same person I'm currently playing with!

Why do you think that'll change anything?

 

[AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid]

Nothing will change! Except my wormness! I can be human again!

Why human and not cat or crab?

 

[Nonak]

Why human? You can be whatever you want!

Thank you. I'll go back to being a two-footed dog.

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

No thank you. I'll go back to being a two person worm-duck.

I guess we’re still stuck then.

 

[Nonak]

I changed my mind. I enjoy being stuck as a duck worm.

No human meshed into that I guess.

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

Humans are a mess. I guess duck-worms are better.

Can’t argue with that! Although I miss my feet.

 

[Nonak]

I'll argue with whoever ate my feet! I miss them.

I don't think anyone ate our feet, lacking that is just part of being a worm...

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

I think some ate our feet, I would look so much better if I was a worm with hands and feet.

I think that’s just called being human.

 

[Nonak]

If you think about it, humans are just worms with hands and feet.

No, thanks I'd rather not think. About that or anything else.

 

[Caviar]

Maybe I'll eat some worms today.

Maybe!

 

[Nonak]

Mayhaps not!

Yeah. I'm not a cannibal.

 

[Glasia]

Yeah. I'm not a someone who forged $1 billion of $1 bills.

Why would anyone try to forge so many $1 bills???

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

Why would anyone try out for the Buffalo Bills???

What’s wrong with the Buffalo Bills?

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

I know what the Buffalo Bills are!

Cool. I have no idea what you are talking about.

 

[Nonak]

Cool. I have an idea, but we will not talk about it.

Why? I'm curious as to what it is now!

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Why? I'm curious as to what your address is!

Ok, my address is 1002 67th Line, Moose Factory, Ontario

 

[Nonak]

Ok, my phone number is 1002 67th Line, Moose Factory, Ontario

I don't think that's a phone number. Looks more like an address. If that where you live?

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

I will buy your phone number and address for only 50 cents!

You know that when you are trying to buy something, the sellers want higher, not lower prices.

 

[Nonak]

You know that when you are trying to buy something, the sellers want higher, not lower prices. But I am an exception, I will give you the thing for free and pay on top.

There must be a catch, what exactly are you selling?