Which Stardew Valley NPC would you want to hang out with IRL

[Lenora Rose]

Leah, definitely. I used to do hang out and work on art projects with several folks and those kinds of days would be fun. I'd also love to talk books with the readers (that'd be Penny, Elliott and Sebastian), set up a gaming group, and sit down with darn near anyone and swap music opinions.

 

[Farmer Evie]

I’d hang out with Sebastian cuz DnD and Emily cuz she would be great at DnD but just doesn’t play it yet. Sam would probably also enjoy it.


For killing…Lewis. He‘s a greedy mayor, doesn’t treat Marnie well, and instead there could be a council of mayors consisting of Gus, Marlon, Marnie, and Robin.

That's a good idea, because Lewis uses the freaking tax money to build a gold statue of himself. Also, each councillor represents a different aspect of the valley: The Saloon (I genuinely think it earns the most money out of every single business in the entire valley, even the farmer's), the Adventurer's Guild, animals, and woodworking & construction. Add Krobus and the Farmer themselves to the team and we've got an advocate for shadow beings and a humble farmer who lives in a massive house on a massive plot of land with every single animal and a gold clock and all the obelisks and a ton of money. Y'know, pretty much the definition of humble.

 

[Farmer Evie]

I will hang out with jaz and vincent bc they're adorable and I will murder Harvey and Morris

Harvey isn't too bad, he's just an animatronic in disguise. Anyone here want to guess what I'm referencing? FNAF. I don't play it but I have a friend who does.

 

[Farmer Evie]

I would hang out with... Penny & Emily & Maru! I'm a bookworm, weirdo and a nerd!

I would kill... Morris. Death by Joja Cola. But excluding him... Sebastian. Smokers deserve to go to Hell for their dirty habits. (and yes... I am religious)

 

[Cuddlebug]

But excluding him... Sebastian. Smokers deserve to go to Hell for their dirty habits

Going on with this Logic you'll have to kill Pam and Shane too bc of their bad drinking habits... But both Seb and Shane stop it, when you marry them and keep them at high hearts.

 

[dragonflySky]

I'd hang out with Bear seems like he'd be a lot of fun and we could have maypal serrup pancakes

 

[Maher]

But both Seb and Shane stop it, when you marry them and keep them at high hearts.

Festivals don't know that. Farmer Trixie caught Seb smoking near their kid. It was a contributing factor.

 

[Maher]

Maru - We could talk about charging capacitors and zapping people. Develop that thing into a weapon, discharge it at some baddies in the mine. Heck, you know when she rescues you from the mine, she totally tased whatever knocked you out!

 

[Lew Zealand]

I'd hang out with Caroline. She seems like the epitome of chill and that's my happy place. It'd be a kind of weird town with only Caroline in it but since I couldn't tell if anyone else existed, I'd probably assume she was the only one. Just to keep things simple of course.

Maybe when Caroline needed to go somewhere, like take a nap or whatever I might notice that Maru wandered into this ghost town and it would totally be fun chatting science and astronomy and engineering and those things.

It would be weird if they mentioned anyone else because then I'd be wondering like, where are these everyones hiding? Maybe I'm too scaryfarmer for them.

Or

Maybe I smell.

Oh. Yeah it's probably because I smell. Well Caroline's olfactory system is blown out by excessive intake of only moderately governmentally regulated substances and it's very likely Maru's nose is so slathered in machine oil that to her the entire world smells like an automaton's lavatory.

It's important to choose your friends wisely.

 

[Gamer1234556]

Emily, Penny and Maru are probably the three people that actually seem pleasant to be around.

Lewis, Robin, Willy, Evelyn, Marnie and Gus seem pretty nice, most of these people are service people so I'm probably being a little lenient.

Pierre would probably take credit for my crops but know that I am useful for his business.

Sam and Abigail might be nice in short bursts.

Sebastian and George would just pretend I don't exist.

Haley would probably leave.

Pam might be too much at times but generally tolerable.

Clint's pining of Emily might be annoying but hey he's the only blacksmith so he's useful.

Harvey seems super boring but he's the only doctor.

Leah and Elliot would just... exist.

Demetrius would be fine at first, but then creep me out with how he is so overprotective of Maru and underprotective of Sebastian.

Shane would probably cave my face in if I even come close to approaching him. I would probably avoid him at all costs.

 

[KarinL]

I'd love to hang out with Evelyn, to talk about flowers and gardening.
Harvey would be fun to hang out with for me, because I like crafting miniatures and I have, in the past, made a few model airplanes. Also, coffee.

I like Marnie, she seems to be a kind soul, but her lack of spine (especially when it comes to Lewis) would irritate me in the long run.
Caroline might be fun to hang out with over a cup of tea, as long as she doesn't start ranting about Abigail's hair - I mean, your hair is *green*, girl, get a grip!

I'm not so sure about any of the younger ones in real life. I would game with Sebastian and Sam, definitely.

Haley and I would despise eachother in real life.

 

[Hedhogthe3rd]

That's a good idea, because Lewis uses the freaking tax money to build a gold statue of himself. Also, each councillor represents a different aspect of the valley: The Saloon (I genuinely think it earns the most money out of every single business in the entire valley, even the farmer's), the Adventurer's Guild, animals, and woodworking & construction. Add Krobus and the Farmer themselves to the team and we've got an advocate for shadow beings and a humble farmer who lives in a massive house on a massive plot of land with every single animal and a gold clock and all the obelisks and a ton of money. Y'know, pretty much the definition of humble.

Krobus is a good idea!

I’m imagining the beginning cut scene with robin like normal, but then Marnie replaces Lewis, and then Gus comes on day 2 or 3 and gives you an omelet or something to make up for missing your first day. Then Marlon gives you the rusty sword to make up for missing your first few days, along with as a starting tool for the mines. Krobus could have been stuck in the sewers if you change a bit of dialogue, maybe because he locked himself in so he wouldn’t be attacked by dwarf assassins or something. Then maybe add the wizard to the group? I don’t want to many people to be mayor. Maybe the wizard was offered the position but declined because he wanted to do his work by his self not with a group.

 

[Junimo :3]

But excluding him... Sebastian. Smokers deserve to go to Hell
I fully support the fact that smokers shouldnt smoke, but I don’t want Sebastian to die. I married him.