Corrupt a Wish!
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Slimeglasses
Local Legend
Granted, but you can’t fit inside, nor can anything you try to put in it.
Crazy.Hungry.Monster
Greenhorn
Qibli The SandWing
Planter
granted, but some people have an unideal form of "loved"
i wish that everyone had a body that matches with their identity in all forms
i wish that everyone had a body that matches with their identity in all forms
Gardening Spirit
Guest
oh definitely granted on that one :)
I just don't think that one can be corrupted! Someone help me out if they can think of something.
My wish is that everyone gets to feel worthy about themselves
I just don't think that one can be corrupted! Someone help me out if they can think of something.
My wish is that everyone gets to feel worthy about themselves
Farmer Evie
Sodbuster
Granted, but only for five seconds and then they forget that they ever felt worthy.oh definitely granted on that one :)
I just don't think that one can be corrupted! Someone help me out if they can think of something.
My wish is that everyone gets to feel worthy about themselves
I wish to not have to go to hospital tomorrow.
Nonak
Local Legend
Granted, but you have to go twice today.
I wish @stardew_lover6537 didn't have to go to hospital in any foreseeable future.
Farmer Evie
Sodbuster
Aww, thanks! But alas, it is a necessary evil.
Wish granted, but you are the one who has to go to hospital in the foreseeable future.
I wish to have a pet corgi who loves me.
Nonak
Local Legend
Granted, but it loves your doctor in the hospital more.
I wish my leaf number 104 would behave.
PurpleMaker
Farmhand
Granted but it steals every millisecond now
I wish I had PIO powers that made me be powerful
I wish I had PIO powers that made me be powerful
EliteDangerGamer
Farmer
Granted, but you can never use them
I wish to know all about every coding language, and have a perfect computer (always runs ∞ FPS at any resolution, can run any program with 0 lag, can never get viruses, doesn't need power) to use
Nonak
Local Legend
Granted, but you get brainwashed into believing every minute of computer usage (even a 'computer' that's in, say, a washing machine) makes you live a year less than you would have and any rational arguments bounce off your brain without going in, so tired of that constant fear you move into the woods and eventually forget why you're even there and what was before it.
I wish @PurpleMaker would explain the meaning of PIO to me like my curse said.
PurpleMaker
Farmhand
PIO is Purple Infinite Ownrr, my character that is still a WIP.
And I curse that wish to where I can avoid it but i don't avoid it
And I curse that wish to where I can avoid it but i don't avoid it
PurpleMaker
Farmhand
Oh and I wish to have PIO powers that make me powerful that work no matter what and I rank ABOVE everything giving me root access to the universe.
EliteDangerGamer
Farmer
Granted but immediately after your root access to the universe is immediately blocked as they find you as a hacker with malicious intent
I wish for Java, C# and JavaScript Coding Knowledge
PurpleMaker
Farmhand
Granted but you have to unblock me from those powers (Do it then u unlock coding curse) in the in\maginary world
Nonak
Local Legend
Your wish to be unblockef is granted, but then you wake up and realize it was just a dream and you're still blocked.
I wish for an infinite roll of toilet paper.
Slimeglasses
Local Legend
Granted but it’s wet.
I wish to always look and smell good without needing to get ready in the morning
EliteDangerGamer
Farmer
granted, you just need to do some other activity for a hour before you go to bed, and its incredibly tedious and annoying, but if you don't do it even once, you lose the wish
I wish for a normal rock
Nonak
Local Legend
Perfect for so many reasons
Granted, but everyone else stops caring about their looks 'n stuff, you're the only one with good hygiene, the lack of which eventually becomes a social standart, into which you both don't want to and physically can't fit while ot-er pe-ple try to bully you into it and eventually they become so determined to get rid of you that they construct a new planet and try to bribe Impasto into yeeting you on it, but he refuses, and even Sludge is against it, or not really against, he's just too busy trying to find the perfect carrot to revive USSR to be bothered, anyways, humanity realizes too any resourses have been pumped into a whole ass planet that ended up being exploded because some gal decided the recording of that it would blow up on tiktok and there's not enough for everyone to survive and we all die :)
Granted, but its mine.
I wish to not have to erase allat because I couldn't finish it in time.