He’s Stuck!!

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

He’s poor

Let him work minimum wage. He will earn $17.20 an hour that way. Enough for a parka. Besides it's only cold November to March.

 

[Hedhogthe3rd]

Let him work minimum wage. He will earn $17.20 an hour that way. Enough for a parka. Besides it's only cold November to March.

He works at McKFCingdy’saburger the McDonald’s burger king Wendy’s kfc Whataburger combination

 

[WanderingWendaline]

I like how this has become like a choose your own adventure game

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

He works at McKFCingdy’saburger the McDonald’s burger king Wendy’s kfc Whataburger combination

What the bloody $@%&# is that $@%&#ing resultant. Holy $@%&#!

 

[Hedhogthe3rd]

What the bloody $@%&# is that $@%&#ing resultant. Holy $@%&#!

He vomits on your face because he’s allergic to profanity

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

He vomits on your face because he’s allergic to profanity

I'm done saving him. Send him to the heart of Nunavut where there is snow even in July!

 

[Hedhogthe3rd]

I'm done saving him. Send him to the heart of Nunavut where there is snow even in July!

He freezes to death, you killed him sending him all the way back to his birth. You are now responsible for running through his life again. Good Luck

 

[WanderingWendaline]

Wait what does that mean

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

He freezes to death, you killed him sending him all the way back to his birth. You are now responsible for running through his life again. Good Luck

Where is he born?

 

[Hedhogthe3rd]

Where is he born?

Australia

 

[PurpleMaker]

Teleport him outside. Into Australia.

 

[Hedhogthe3rd]

Teleport him outside. Into Australia.

outside:)

 

[AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid]

Give him a free survival kit, Australia has these foreign creatures called spiders, snakes and drop bears. He'll need it...

 

[Nonak]

Summon @Farmer Evie to help him.

 

[AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid]

Summon @Farmer Evie to help him.

Aha! Smartest! @Farmer Evie where are you?

 

[Farmer Evie]

Aha! Smartest! @Farmer Evie where are you?

I AM HERE!!! okay since he was just born teleport him inside Westmead children's hospital, free healthcare, priority, and the grace ward just in case he was born with any serious and life-threatening problems. (like my brother, who had CDH when he was born, and had lifesaving surgery at three days old and lived, and we only had to pay... nothing bc of private health insurance.) australia is the best country. we have vegemite. also excellent healthcare. but mostly vegemite.

 

[Farmer Evie]

Give him a free survival kit, Australia has these foreign creatures called spiders, snakes and drop bears. He'll need it...

okay, so 'drop bears' don't exist. but scientists do think there was a large mammal that climbed trees, and fell out of trees very often, so we nicknamed it 'drop bear'. but it went extinct ages ago.

 

[Hedhogthe3rd]

in the hospital?

 

[AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid]

okay, so 'drop bears' don't exist. but scientists do think there was a large mammal that climbed trees, and fell out of trees very often, so we nicknamed it 'drop bear'. but it went extinct ages ago.

It's a joke lol

 

[AzziaTheAwesomeAsteroid]

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in the hospital?

On one of the hospital beds. With a doctor ready to examine him.