The Last Post Wins!

[EliteDangerGamer]

If you're born a hat, you can be a hat. If your not, too bad.

I do know a friend who can make @Gridball Pom Queen into a hat

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Phase 6: Watch the ballgowns victory dance.

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

Phase 6: Watch the ballgowns victory dance.

Phase 7:
Humanity rebels

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Phase 7:
Humanity rebels

The real phase 7, actually planned by clothing: Resist the resistance.

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

The real phase 7, actually planned by clothing: Resist the resistance.

phase 2 of humanities plan: kidnap their leader

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

phase 2 of humanities plan: kidnap their leader

Phase 8: We haven't even started the election yet, we were just about to when you guys tried to kidnap an article of clothing that doesn't even exist!
Phase 9: Actually start the election.

Spoiler: Phase 10: The winner is...

ME!!

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

Phase 8: We haven't even started the election yet, we were just about to when you guys tried to kidnap an article of clothing that doesn't even exist!

who says they can't just kidnap every candidate?

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

Phase 7:
Humanity rebels

Easy to squash… create a fake enemy or emergency that only the clothing army can save them from. Works all the time. They’ll fold faster than fresh laundry. Hehe

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Easy to squash… create a fake enemy or emergency that only the clothing army can save them from. Works all the time. They’ll fold faster than fresh laundry. Hehe

Thanks for your support. Congratulations! You are promoted to hat, which means you're clothing, which means you're clearance level 6, which means you now know how we'll stay in power!

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

Easy to squash… create a fake enemy or emergency that only the clothing army can save them from. Works all the time. They’ll fold faster than fresh laundry. Hehe

okay, lets roll the celestial d20
you got a two (BTW I ACTUALLY ROLLED A D20 IT JUST HATED YOU)
humanity sees right past the false image you spent 3 seconds on, they continue to rebel

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

who says they can't just kidnap every candidate?

Phase 11: Place @EliteDangerGamer under house arrest.

okay, lets roll the celestial d20
you got a two (BTW I ACTUALLY ROLLED A D20 IT JUST HATED YOU)
humanity sees right past the false image you spent 3 seconds on, they continue to rebel

Phase 12: We use Cheerleader-Hydra to resist the humans.

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

Thanks for your support. Congratulations! You are promoted to hat, which means you're clothing, which means you're clearance level 6, which means you now know how we'll stay in power!

Thank you! What an honour. I proudly pledge my allegiance to the clothing army🫡

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

Phase 11: Place @EliteDangerGamer under house arrest.

so um
are you forcing me to stay at the center of the universe
because there's an infinite supply of antimatter and WOMD

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Thank you! What an honour. I proudly pledge my allegiance to the clothing army🫡

Thank you!!
Phase 13: We criticize bad luck and pet black cats.

so um
are you forcing me to stay at the center of the universe
okay
I'll just really quickly toss a black hole at the clothing army's HQ

Phase 14: If you try to throw a black hole, you'll be sucked in. So I wouldn't do that if I were you.

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

Phase 13: We criticize bad luck and pet black cats.

Phase 14: If you try to throw a black hole, you'll be sucked in. So I wouldn't do that if I were you.

you forgot that citizens of the center of the universe are immortal

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

you forgot that citizens of the center of the universe are immortal

Phase 15: How about peace for all people and clothing?

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If no one replies in the next 2 minutes, I'm leaving.

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

Phase 15: How about peace for all people and clothing?

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If no one replies in the next 2 minutes, I'm leaving.

okay
that's fair

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

okay
that's fair

Thank you.

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Thank you.

For replying, I meant.

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

That was anticlimactic, lol. But I’m glad peace has been found.