The Last Post Wins!

[EliteDangerGamer]

This in only phase one of my plan for clothing to take over the world...

hopefully you remembered to account for resistance to occupation

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

When I do this I see a cheerleader with 16 pom poms and 9 heads.

Creepy. Like some sort of Hydra-cheerleader. Careful, if you cut off one head two more grow back.

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

hopefully you remembered to account for resistance to occupation

Phase 2: Our steel toed work boots will kick the people who refused to surrender.

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

Phase 2: Our steel toed work boots will kick the people who refused to surrender.

and final thing
how do you plan to remain in power?
what if the U.S. Military decides to use a railgun on you?

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

and final thing
how do you plan to remain in power?

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

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On behalf of the US I surrender.

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

On behalf of the US I surrender.

according to your location, you're in canada
so technically you don't have the authority to

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

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I have level ∞ clearance in literally everything, so it isn't classified.

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

according to your location, you're in canada
so technically you don't have the authority to

I’m actually American, but I live in Canada.

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

On behalf of the US I surrender.

Good. Now phase 3:

and final thing
how do you plan to remain in power?
what if the U.S. Military decides to use a railgun on you?

We will revive the Soviet Union who will take care of the US for us.

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

Good. Now phase 3:

We will revive the Soviet Union who will take care of the US for us.

now what's phase 3?
and the soviet union tried for a hundred years to remove the US, but remember, total mutual destruction

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

I have level ∞ clearance in literally everything, so it isn't classified.

Not in the clothing army you don't. You have to be clothing in order to be clearance level 4 or higher.

now what's phase 3?
and the soviet union tried for a hundred years to remove the US, but remember, total mutual destruction

We will revive the Soviet Union who will take care of the US for us.

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Phase 4: Elect the Leader for The Great Republic of Clothing(GRC).

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

Not in the clothing army you don't. You have to be clothing in order to be clearance level 4 or higher.

We will revive the Soviet Union who will take care of the US for us.

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Phase 4: Elect the Leader for The Great Republic of Clothing(GRC).

no ruler rules alone
how do you know the republic's supporters won't turn against the republic?

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

no ruler rules alone
how do you know the republic's supporters won't turn against the republic?

We don't...

We'll have to think of a phase 5.

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

We don't...

We'll have to think of a phase 5.

now how many pieces of clothing are in your clothing army?
what's the ranking, like general, captain?

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

Not in the clothing army you don't. You have to be clothing in order to be clearance level 4 or higher.

Can I be a hat?

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

Creepy. Like some sort of Hydra-cheerleader. Careful, if you cut off one head two more grow back.View attachment 36116

that only has 12 pom poms, not 16

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

now how many pieces of clothing are in your clothing army?

1.8 billion.

Can I be a hat?

If you're born a hat, you can be a hat. If your not, too bad.

that only has 12 pom poms, not 16

Yeah!

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Phase 5: Be less trusting of Americans.

 

[Gridball Pom Queen]

that only has 12 pom poms, not 16

Representation, not accuracy.

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Representation, not accuracy.

I see your point.