[300 Replies!] Corrupt a Wish!

[EliteDangerGamer]

Granted, but you can't withdraw from it for 60 years

wish?

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

wish?

Granted, but the wish can only be for wild dogs that have rabies.
I wish to be a local legend.

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

Granted, but the wish can only be for wild dogs that have rabies.
I wish to be a local legend.

granted, you're a legend in the worst town in the universe
I wish to be better at all games, video and board

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Granted, but you never get to play with anyone.
I wish for a Switch 2

 

[Hedgehogthe3rd]

Granted, but you never get to play with anyone.
I wish for a Switch 2

Granted, but you don't have a license and can't use it.
I wish for rights to the color #36D9BB

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Granted, but you don't have a license and can't use it.
I wish for rights to the color #36D9BB

Granted, but that is the only colour you see.
I wish Mayor Lewis would die a slow, painful death.

 

[Chaos bacon]

Granted but the golden statue he has comes to life and takes over his role as mayor, and he's even worse.
I wish that magic existed

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

Granted but the golden statue he has comes to life and takes over his role as mayor, and he's even worse.
I wish that magic existed

Granted, but everyone but you has it
I wish to know how to reduce authority loss in Plague Inc Evolved The Cure mode

 

[Chaos bacon]

Granted but you forget your mother's name
I wish for a cat named Loki

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

Granted but you forget your mother's name
I wish for a cat named Loki

Granted but a dog named Thor chases them away
I wish for no headache

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Granted, but now the ache is transferred to your heart.
I wish for the ability to pause time.

 

[EliteDangerGamer]

Granted, but now the ache is transferred to your heart.
I wish for the ability to pause time.

granted but you pause yourself too
I wish for no pain

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Granted but then you fall into lava and you don't even know.
I wish for a free vacation to the east coast

 

[BeenASon]

Granted but then you fall into lava and you don't even know.
I wish for a free vacation to the east coast

Granted but you have to make a physical carving of every state in the USA. No help no nothing. Each carving has to be about as big as a table too.
I wish for a table.

 

[MoonlightKrobus]

Granted but you have to make a physical carving of every state in the USA. No help no nothing. Each carving has to be about as big as a table too.
I wish for a table.

granted but the legs are uneven and it’s wobbly.

I wish I wasn’t sad right now

 

[BeenASon]

granted but the legs are uneven and it’s wobbly.

I wish I wasn’t sad right now

Granted but your sad later.
I wish for a gun that shoots chocolate cake.

 

[MoonlightKrobus]

Granted but your sad later.
I wish for a gun that shoots chocolate cake.

Granted but the chocolate cake lands on the wall

I wish I was more awake right now

 

[BeenASon]

Granted but the chocolate cake lands on the wall

I wish I was more awake right now

I mean hey I can eat it off the wall.
Granted but you get arrested for being suspiciously awake at midnight and you get sentenced to death by stuffing beans in your mouth.
I wish for beans.

 

[Ih8Lewis4ever]

Granted but then everyone thinks your are full of those. I wish for a puffin.

 

[BeenASon]

Granted but then everyone thinks your are full of those. I wish for a puffin.

Granted but you have to use Puffin Browser too. (Fun fact I used to use that browser.)
I wish for data transfer between all browsers.