[300 Replies!] Corrupt a Wish!

[Chaos bacon]

Granted, but before you can even get any, the mine collapses and all the platinum is blocked by a cave in
I wish to own my own bakery for people who have allergies

 

[dragonflySky]

Granted, but before you can even get any, the mine collapses and all the platinum is blocked by a cave in
I wish to own my own bakery for people who have allergies

Granted but all allergies are permanently cured
I wish that I had a wardrobe that led to Narnia

 

[Contented-Slime]

Granted but all allergies are permanently cured
I wish that I had a wardrobe that led to Narnia

Granted, but it's Narnia, Maryland (that's a place)
I wish to have someone agree to go christmas shopping with me

 

[Slimeglasses]

Granted, but it's Narnia, Maryland (that's a place)
I wish to have someone agree to go christmas shopping with me

Granted, but it's me, so you no longer want to go Christmas shopping.
I wish to have a good sense of humor.

 

[Slimeglasses]

Actually my wish is to become the normal Slimeglasses again.

 

[Contented-Slime]

Actually my wish is to become the normal Slimeglasses again.

Granted, but you can only be it for two seconds before you go back and you can only do it once
I wish to eat a purple cranberry

 

[BeenASon]

Granted, but you can only be it for two seconds before you go back and you can only do it once
I wish to eat a purple cranberry

Granted but you die from explosive diarrhea afterwards.
I wish for my fear of death from old age to disappear.

 

[candledlockwood]

Granted but you die from explosive diarrhea afterwards.
I wish for my fear of death from old age to disappear.

granted, you die now! can’t be scared if you’re already dead
i wish i wasn’t scared of spiders

 

[BeenASon]

granted, you die now! can’t be scared if you’re already dead
i wish i wasn’t scared of spiders

I mean hey still. I'm not incredibly scared of death but it lingers in my mind.
Granted but you are afraid of mouses both the pc ones and real ones.
I wish for a Gameboy Advance SP.