SemiHorribleSuggestions
Greenhorn
I wanna ruin marriages for the fun of the game
No need to be. This isn't my first rodeo because obviously I have a over a thousand messages BUT I feel like this should come with a penalty. Like all villagers drop there heart levels to 1 and the person whose marriage your ruining HATES you.My first suggestion, kinda nervous

Marnie is such a sweetheart. She deserves much better than Lewis tbh. I wana marry Caroline tho because both her portrait and sprite is pretty.Ruining the lives of everyone in the valley is my favorite pastime, so I would very much enjoy being a homewrecker!-
Personaly, I'd wanna be able to date and marry Marnie. I've always thought she has an adorable sprite, and there's a lack of older bachelorettes in Stardew. And most importantly, I'd love to crush Mayor Lewis by making him officiate our wedding.![]()
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