[200 Replies!] Corrupt a Wish!

BeenASon

Farmer
Granted but it only works in Varsseveld.
I wish to be a Dutch language K pop singer.
Granted but you never get a hit or signed to a company and you end up sweeping at a Dutch McDonald's (It actually happend to Crayon Pop. A one hit wonder K-Pop group who's members went to sweeping floors after they failed to succeed)

I wish to be able to play alongside Metallica in the 1991 Moscow show (You know the million people one)
 

Hedgehogthe3rd

Sodbuster
Oh, right. I wish to always be with the person I am currently with.
Granted, but this person is the voices inside inside your head

i wish for one billion dollars USD post tax to be put in a bank account under my name and PIN number, and for this sudden money put in my account not to alert authorities, and that in the process of the wish being granted I continue living in a society where capitalism exists, and that this money’s value is not lowered immediately by inflation, and that I can freely use this money without a time limit for the usage of the money.
 

Slimeglasses

Local Legend
Granted, but this person is the voices inside inside your head

i wish for one billion dollars USD post tax to be put in a bank account under my name and PIN number, and for this sudden money put in my account not to alert authorities, and that in the process of the wish being granted I continue living in a society where capitalism exists, and that this money’s value is not lowered immediately by inflation, and that I can freely use this money without a time limit for the usage of the money.
I know this... But this time... You didn't catch the "doll hairs" thing. Granted. You may have one billion doll hairs. (Don't say anything about how you spelled "dollar". Translation error. Or something. XD)
I wish to always be a straight a student with no time or effort on my part, while still gaining the knowledge that would be expected for a student with my grades.
 
Granted, but your dad plays with you and messes up the server.
you don't think I have backups?
I know this... But this time... You didn't catch the "doll hairs" thing. Granted. You may have one billion doll hairs. (Don't say anything about how you spelled "dollar". Translation error. Or something. XD)
I wish to always be a straight a student with no time or effort on my part, while still gaining the knowledge that would be expected for a student with my grades.
granted but to get the straight a's you have to go to 1st grade
I wish for a better computer that doesn't have internet restrictions, but still perfect security
 
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